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Buying amenities from the warden at the [http://www.prisonblock.com/warden-amenities Wardens Office] or at the [http://www.prisonblock.com/openmarket/listings/amenities Open Market Amenities], will give you items that you can use to boost any and all stats permanently. These  will only work if equipped in your [[cell]].

Any amenities that you buy from the open market or win in a lottery can be stolen in a cell raid, however ones bought direct from the warden or special events cannot be stolen.

== Cell Presets ==
You can set and load cell presets to quickly configure your cell for specific tasks. There are three buttons above your cell layout that assist in this:

'''The Floppy Disc''': This saves a cell preset, allowing you to save which items are currently in your cell and their positions to a name (for example, "training cell")

'''The Up-Arrow''': This button allows you to load one of these presets.

'''The X''': This one will empty your cell.

<h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Your Amenities </span></h2> 
<p>Clicking on any amenity in your cell will show its stats below the layout and allows you to remove the selected amenity. Likewise clicking the "use" or "sell" button below the amenity that is in holding, at the bottom, will allow you to equip or sell it respectively.
</p> 

Amenities are separated into two diffrent catagories.

* '''Protected Amenites''', These amenities are bought from the warden, rather that be from the warden office, firesale, or through special events (i.e. Joe). These amenites are ammune to being raided.<br>
*'''Normal Amenities''', These amenities are bought through the Open Market and are not protected against raiders. In order for a Normal Amenity to be raided it has to be loaded into the cell.<br>

Normal Amenities can be protected at a cost.<br>

5 of X amenity to protect a very common.<br>

3 of X amenity to protect a common.<br>

100 favors to protect a uncommon amenity.<br>

200 favors to protect a rare amenity.<br>

250 favors to protect a very rare amenity.<br>

300 favors for a almost unique amenity.<br>

* [[energy_amenities|Energy Amenities]]
* [[Stamina_Amenities|Stamina Amenities]]
* [[Nerve_Amenities|Nerve Amenities]]
<h2> <span class="mw-headline"> All Amenities </span></h2> 

'''21 Jump Street''', Incompetent cops always cheer you up,but don't let guards get wind of your mockery.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''3 Musketeers''', Even adding a fourth with some tittays didn't help this flop.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

<p>'''4-leaf Clover''', 4 X 2 = 1 new backpack slot!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter''', A little bit patriotic. A little bit gothic. Celebrate the USA!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+16</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+6%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''After Life''', Zombies are slow, but extremely hard to kill. Sure this movie won't likely have any, but let's just pretend.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-1%</span>  speed, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Air Purifier''', Breathe free... deep breath... ahhhh
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span><br>

'''Alan Wake''', Are you afraid of the dark?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''American Flag''', Salute your troops!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/> 
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''American Histoy X''', One of the most brutal and telling movies of our time. 
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Avatar: The Last Airbender''', How appropriate it's one of the last bootlegs.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2000</span> hp 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Baby Simba''', His cries of rage will alert the guards to anyone attempting to break in.
<br>
Effects:
<br>
•	10% chance of crying before raided<br>
•	15% chance of crying if cell is raided
<br>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Bad Teacher''', I’d eat her apple any day… wait… no homo?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Bag of Coal''', Someone was naughty this year.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span>  strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-20%</span>  speed, <span style="color:#FF0000">-2%</span>  hp, <span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span>  nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Barbell''', Damn, these things are HEAVY! Very useful for high-intensity strength training.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+16%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+4%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Battleship''', Based on the popular board game! Yeah, for serious.
<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#FF0000">-5%</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Bed with Mattress''', Slightly less hard since you've got this musty-ass mattress on it.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-5%</span>  defense, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br>

'''Bible''', Are you ready for rapture?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Block Cake''', Celebrate 1 year since the rebirth of Prison Block (7/16/09)! I'd hang on to this cake if I were you... 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Block Bowl 2011 Trophy''', Go Slackers! Underrated and showing all the stealer fans who’s boss!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Block Bowl 2012 Trophy''', Go Vagiants! Uhn. Uhnn. YEAAAH!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>
 
'''Blowup Doll''', Nightly workouts with this thing is sure to build your stamina.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-3</span>  energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span><br>

'''Blue Candle''' , TWO! TWO Blue Candles! AH! AH! AH! 
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Bluray Player''', Watching martial arts movies in Hi-Def can step your fighting game up, but being so distracted can't be good for keeping an eye out for an attack!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+20</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-10</span>  speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Brave''', A battle princess? ... If that's what you're into.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Bookcase''', Seems to be filled with martial arts books.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">3X3</span><br>

'''Box O' Mysteries''', Your coalz be safe, I just wanna seez!
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br>

'''Box of Chocolates''', Nothing like an affectionate gift to raise your spirits -- is that a nail file?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+150</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Box O’ Parts''', a box containing 6 random parts.
<br/>
•	Equip to open
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Boxing With The Star'''s, Learn moves from the best! Or at least the most popular!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Boxing With The Stars HD''', Get yo Tae-Bo on in stunning HD!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Bride Doll''', A souviner for your travels.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
•	Join Bride & Groom for 1 backpack slot
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Bulldog''', A bit of a heftier bark, sure to paint the pants of any intruder a muddy brown.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense
<br/>
•	10% chance of scaring off cell raider
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span><br>

'''Cars 2''', VROOM. that is all.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+12%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''CD Changer''', Hook this sucker into your stereo system for max effect!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+150</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span><br>

'''CD Player''', Don't get caught in the yard with your headphones on... or the shower for that matter.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-1%</span>  defense, <span style="color:#FF0000">-5%</span>  speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Checkers''', Not exactly Chess but this does require SOME degree of patience stamina.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span>  stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>    

'''Cheech & Chong's Hey Watch This''', 4/20 is upon us. Let's spark one up and celebrate with the kings of this shit.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span>  nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Chess Set''', This is for the patient thinker. Requires mucho mental stamina.
<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span>  Stamina
<br>
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
<br>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Chef hat''', Proof that you know your way around the kitchen.
<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span>  Nerve
<br>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Chihuahua''', Has more bark than bite, but should do the trick.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> defense
<br/>
•	5% chance of scaring off cell raider
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Christmas Tree''', Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X3</span><br>

'''Clash of the Titans''', More action than a PFCWhite Klan rally! It's too bad you didn't get this epic shit on a big screen!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Crib''', We don't have a day care here, so you'll need this if you want a spot for your illegitimate children.
<br>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-3</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> stamina
<br>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X1</span><br>

'''Coffee Press''', It’s a bit small, but will be good for a cup or two.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Computer Chair''', Ah, a nice plush surface to rest your cheeks on... that won't stick it's tongue in your asshole.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+25</span> stamina
<br/> 
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br>

'''Dancing Chili Pepper''', Happy Cinco De Mayo CHA CHA CHA!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/> 
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Date Night''', Rumor has it the starring actors are actually mizpeg and 6566. Smooches.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Dead Rising 2 (PS3) ''', Chuck takes over from Frank West and battles hoardes of dead. Scared mofo?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+500</span> hp
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Dead Rising 2 (Xbox 360) ''', Chuck takes over from Frank West and battles hoardes of dead. Scared mofo?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+500</span> hp
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Dead Rising 2 Bundle''', Curious what’s inside? Buy Me!
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell<br>

'''Death at a funeral''', Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+500</span> strength
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Diablo III''', The most anticipated game of 2012! Hours upon hours of demon slaying action!
<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Dumbbells''', A set of 2 dumbbells. Useful as a weapon as well as strength training.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''DVD Player''', Comes with a Tae-Bo DVD!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Easter Basket''', Loaded with all sorts of goodies!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span><br>

'''Easter Baskette''', This year, the rabbits downsizing.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Electric Razor''', Safeguarded blades mean not only will you not be cutting other inmates, but you won't be slitting your own throat when you realize there's a Gay in your Closet .
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1000</span> hp 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Elephant Plushie''', Aww how cute! it squeaks when you step on it.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> hp 
<br/>
•	Adds 4 backpack slots
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Empty Bong''', Take - take - take it to the head!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span><br>

'''Exercise Bike''', Shed some lbs and raise your stamina.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+6</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br>

'''False Advertising #2''', Be for real, you're just watching this to be able to better recognize trannies in prison right? RIGHT?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Family Photo''', A photo of your family back home. It gives you strength and courage.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+4</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Fast Five''', There’s a dirty joke somewhere in that title…
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Father's Day Wallet''', The kind of leather wallet you might send to your old man on Father's Day. There might be something inside.
<br/>
•	What's inside? Open it already!
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Fireworks''', Perfect for a distraction if you need to bail a buddy out of isolation! 
add to cell to set them off, One time use only.
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Flat Screen TV''', Perfect to watch your movies in HD!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X1</span><br>

'''Footloose''', Bursting out in dance is random is indecent in anyone other than Sangriax
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Friday the 13th''', Slow and steady gets the kill.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Furry Vengeance''', I knew letting those goddamn groundhogs into the prison was going to backfire. 
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Get Him to the Greek''', Greek... What an ironic title... for a prison... Sex is sex right?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> stamina 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance''', Will fill you with the spirit of Vengeance. May also cause spontaneous head combustion.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>


'''Green Lantern''', I vow… to kick ass!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Green Unicorn Plushie''', So bright, and gay!
<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+25</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
<br>
You are allowed to have 8 of these in your cell
<br>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Groom Doll''', A souviner for your travels.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
•	Join Bride & Groom for 1 backpack slot
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell 
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Grown Ups''', I'm a man, MAN! 
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength
<br/> 
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Groundhog''', This little guy is pretty pissed he surfaced in a prison instead of a lush green field somewhere.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''GO Teabaggers!''', Support your favorite team for this year's Block Bowl!<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
<br/>
•	Adds 1 backpack slot
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br>

'''GO Vagiants!''', Support your favorite team for this year's Block Bowl!<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
<br/>
•	Adds 1 backpack slot
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br>

'''Golden Egg''', Oo, shiny. Who'da thought a solid gold egg would be so heavy?
<br/>
•	Don't use till Easter
<br/>

'''Gulliver’s Travels''', Jack’s dumb, he’s the biggest kid in the yard and he lets them do him dirty?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1000</span> strength
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>
 
'''Halo 3''', Plug in, Shield on!
<br/> 
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Halo: Reach''', Bungie's last offering. The Warden would rather you kill each other digitally than in the yard.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Halo: Reach Legendary Bundle''', Packed with everything you need to get your hardcore gaming on.
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell<br>

'''Harry Brown''', Full of kickass win!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone''', Let the magic (or gayness) begin!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1500</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets''', Not to be confused with Hanako’s chamber of… well, you know.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban''', Seriously… chocolate?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire''', Dragons and spiders are hot bitches oh my!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>
 
'''Harry Potter & The Order of The Phoenix''', Spoiler, someone dies.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-80%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+65</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince''', Will Harry ever learn to close his mind? Will dac00kiemonster ever keep his cheeks closed?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+28%</span> defense, <span style="color:#FF0000">-15</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>
 
'''Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt1''', So… much… ANGST!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+25%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+30</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt2''', Neither can live while the other survives.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+95%</span> defense, <span style="color:#FF0000">-95%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>
 
'''Hot Tub''', The only downside to this is that you know Big Bubba is gonna wanna bathe with you.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+4</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">3X3</span><br>

'''Hot Tub Time Machine''', A hot tub in a prison? No homo!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''HOP''', Bubba will neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this film.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> 

'''Horrible Bosses''', All the movie is missing is the NJ Warden.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3000</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5500</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5000</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''How to train your dragon''', ...and by dragon, we don't mean your 3mm snake.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''In My Sleep''', You should totally use the sleepwalking line next time you "wake up" on top of hanako.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Iron Man 2''',  Seriously, does this epitome of badassness need a description?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Iron Man 2 - IMAX''',  What's better than sleek metal war suits, big explosions, hot cars and bawller gadgets? All that in IMAX that's what!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Jack O'Lantern''', Happy Halloween!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Jonah Hex''', A movie with Megan Fox means we'll be low on tissues and towels for the next few days.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/> 
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''The Joneses''', Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest.
<br/> 
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> Max Bank Deposit 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Just Wright''', Let's be honest, you're not going to watch this shit... I slipped a skin flick inside.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Kick Ass''', What a perfect fucking title. This one goes out to biglou for inventing Friday Night KICKASS!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Killers''', Sure it's a chick flick, but it stars a hot chick... with guns. Cammon!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+500</span> strength 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Kinect''', Could probably double as a security camera for your cell, but you’ll be too busy dancing to leave it anyways.
<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have one of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span><br>

'''Knight & Day''', You know... I really just don't have a clever description for this. So fuck Canada.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Kung Fu Panda 2''', After this, were fully expecting inmates gouging on food and running the halls with bandana’s made from pillow cases.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp, <span style="color:#FF0000">-25</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''L.A. Noire (PS3) ''', Being a detective takes patience. It means painstakingly going over clues and following trails. Got the stamina for the long haul?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''L.A. Noire (XBOX) ''', Being a detective takes patience. It means painstakingly going over clues and following trails. Got the stamina for the long haul?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3</span>  nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span>  stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Large Gift''', Don't open 'til Christmas!
<br>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br>

'''Leap Year''', Ancient Chinese Riddle: If she only celebrates a birthday every 4 years, is she underage?<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+4%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+4%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+4%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+4%</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Leprechaun In Da Hood''', One of these movies you have to laugh, otherwise the WTF-factor will overpower all your senses.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> stamina
<br/>
•	Small amount of cash added/removed from cell, higher risk of confiscation
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Leprechaun Back 2 Da Hood''', I know what your thinking… Yes, they DID in fact make another one… and as always it never lives up to the first.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Leprechaun in Space''', Yeah, this exists. It's like Aliens. With a Leprechaun.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Little Fockers''', You’ll need a lot of energy to keep up with kids of this heritage.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell<br>

<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Letters to Juliet''', Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest .
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/> 
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Lion Cub''', He's got a big roar for such a tiny guy.
<br/>
•	10% chance of scaring off cell raider<br>
•	5% chance of biting a cell raider through the bars<br>
•	10% chance of biting successful  raiders<br>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br>

'''Lump of Coal''', Santa spreads these around the north pole like breadcrumbs.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-3%</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-2%</span> speed, <span style="color:#FF0000">-1%</span>  hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-2%</span>  nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''MacGruber''', The true story of a man devoted to thwart my plans of world domination. In real life, he failed.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Maracas''', When you shake them, they make a soothing noise. To you, anyway.
<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> Energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> nerve 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Marmaduke''', No. You still can't have pets here. I don't care how cute and talkative.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3</span> Energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve 
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Marvel vs Capcom 3 (PS3) ''', Only adrenaline junkies need apply.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Marvel vs Capcom 3 (XBOX) ''', Only adrenaline junkies need apply.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Megaslayer CD''', Crazy amp-you-the-fuck-up music.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Men in Black 3''', Protect your cell from aliens and time-travelers with these helpful tips.
<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>


'''Metal Fan''', Affectionately nick-named the "finger-flinger".
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-5</span>  nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X3</span><br>

'''Microwave Oven''', Top of the line sexiness for all your quick-meal needs!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-15%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">3X2</span><br>

'''Mini-Fridge''', Pre-stocked with some tasty beverages.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br>

'''Miss Sexy Bunny Poster''', The other bunnies ain't got nothin' on this!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+4</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Modern Sofa''', Modern is a relative term.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">3X2</span><br>

'''Mortal Combat (PS3) ''', Having such a violent game in a prison is just asking for trouble… Hey is that Kratos?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1500</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Mortal Combat (XBOX) ''', Having such a violent game in a prison is just asking for trouble… Hey is that Kratos?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1500</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Mother's Day Flowers''', Aww, how special... wait, is that a get out of jail free card attached? 
<br/>
Equip to leave isolation - one time use only!
<br/> 
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>

'''Mu Cake''', Om Nom Nomz! No nomz? MOAR NOMZ!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+528</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br>