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* [[Nerve_Amenities|Nerve Amenities]] | * [[Nerve_Amenities|Nerve Amenities]] | ||
<h2> <span class="mw-headline"> All Amenities </span></h2> | <h2> <span class="mw-headline"> All Amenities </span></h2> | ||
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+ | '''2016 Present''', Be a good lil inmate and hang onto this until Christmas. | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | Open on Xmas 2016 | ||
'''21 Jump Street''', Incompetent cops always cheer you up,but don't let guards get wind of your mockery. | '''21 Jump Street''', Incompetent cops always cheer you up,but don't let guards get wind of your mockery. | ||
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<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve | <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Assassin's Creed''', A video game movie about ninjas. What could possibly go wrong? | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#FF0000">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#FF0000">+1</span> nerve, | ||
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
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You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell | You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Baggers 2017 MVP Trophy''', Awarded for kicking ass and saying fuck the names! | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | '''Block Bowl 2017 Trophy''', The felons showed them scrotums who's boss! too bad it didn't help their real team :( | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Blood Amulet''', It appears to have been drained of its evil energies, but still has some life left to it. | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#FF0000">+3%</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">+3%</span> speed, <span style="color:#FF0000">+3%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">+3</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+3</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
'''Blowup Doll''', Nightly workouts with this thing is sure to build your stamina. | '''Blowup Doll''', Nightly workouts with this thing is sure to build your stamina. | ||
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You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell | You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''BOO!''', Someone was naughty this year. | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-5</span> nerve, | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
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<span style="color:#0000FF">3X3</span><br> | <span style="color:#0000FF">3X3</span><br> | ||
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+ | '''Borderlands 2(PC)''', So much loot! So much shooting! Just one more golden key! Because of this game, you haven't slept for days.... | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#FF0000">+5000</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">+2</span> nerve | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
'''Box O' Mysteries''', Your coalz be safe, I just wanna seez! | '''Box O' Mysteries''', Your coalz be safe, I just wanna seez! | ||
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<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br> | <span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br> | ||
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+ | '''Call of Duty: Ghosts(PS4)''', Those corner-camping little bitches! | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#FF0000">+5000</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">+2000</span> speed, <span style="color:#FF0000">-2500</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Call of Duty: Ghosts(Xbox One)''', Those corner-camping little bitches! | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#FF0000">+5000</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">+2000</span> speed, <span style="color:#FF0000">-2500</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
'''Cars 2''', VROOM. that is all. | '''Cars 2''', VROOM. that is all. | ||
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<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> energy | <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> energy | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">2X3</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Christmas Tree 2016''', It thinks its Miss America with the sash and shit | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+12%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp | ||
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
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<span style="color:#0000FF">2X1</span><br> | <span style="color:#0000FF">2X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Cock''', Due to ASPCA laws, it's recommended that you not keep more than one of these in your cell at a time. | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1x1</span><br> | ||
'''Coffee Press''', It’s a bit small, but will be good for a cup or two. | '''Coffee Press''', It’s a bit small, but will be good for a cup or two. | ||
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<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br> | <span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Curved 4K TV''', Is it really a flat screen if it's curved? | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">-5%</span> stamina, <span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
'''Dancing Chili Pepper''', Happy Cinco De Mayo CHA CHA CHA! | '''Dancing Chili Pepper''', Happy Cinco De Mayo CHA CHA CHA! | ||
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell<br> | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Dead Rising 3 (Xbox One) ''', Not only are there MORE zombies, but there's also more craftable stuff. One word: Sledgesaw. | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+8</span> nerve, | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+3</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
'''Death at a funeral''', Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see. | '''Death at a funeral''', Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see. | ||
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<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina | <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Dr. Strange''', Some spooky mystical shit right hurr | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+20</span> nerve | ||
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span><br> | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Evil Dead''', Is this a sequel, a reboot, both? Who cares, it's got dead shit! | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+6%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+6%</span> defense | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+6%</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
'''Exercise Bike''', Shed some lbs and raise your stamina. | '''Exercise Bike''', Shed some lbs and raise your stamina. | ||
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• What's inside? Open it already! | • What's inside? Open it already! | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Felons 2017 MVP Trophy''', Awarded for kicking ass and saying fuck the names! | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Fifty Shades Darker''', Aw man, it's getting kinky this vday. Please use lube. | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy, | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina | ||
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
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<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> stamina | <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Get Out''', This movie seriously doesn't know what it wants to be. <br> | ||
+ | Always scares off raider | ||
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | <span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Grill''', Happy Memorial Day! Enjoy a barbecue in your cell... That sounds dangerous.<br> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> HP, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br> | ||
'''Groom Doll''', A souviner for your travels. | '''Groom Doll''', A souviner for your travels. | ||
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• Adds 1 backpack slot | • Adds 1 backpack slot | ||
+ | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span><br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''GO Teabaggers 2017!''', Support your favorite team for this year's Block Bowl!<br> | ||
+ | <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina | ||
+ | <br/> | ||
+ | • Adds 2 backpack slots | ||
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell | ||
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Current revision as of 06:02, 13 March 2017
Cell Presets
You can set and load cell presets to quickly configure your cell for specific tasks. There are three buttons above your cell layout that assist in this:
The Floppy Disc: This saves a cell preset, allowing you to save which items are currently in your cell and their positions to a name (for example, "training cell")
The Up-Arrow: This button allows you to load one of these presets.
The X: This one will empty your cell.
Your Amenities
Clicking on any amenity in your cell will show its stats below the layout and allows you to remove the selected amenity. Likewise clicking the "use" or "sell" button below the amenity that is in holding, at the bottom, will allow you to equip or sell it respectively.
Amenities are separated into two diffrent catagories.
- Protected Amenites, These amenities are bought from the warden, rather that be from the warden office, firesale, or through special events (i.e. Joe). These amenites are ammune to being raided.
- Normal Amenities, These amenities are bought through the Open Market and are not protected against raiders. In order for a Normal Amenity to be raided it has to be loaded into the cell.
Normal Amenities can be protected at a cost.
5 of X amenity to protect a very common.
3 of X amenity to protect a common.
100 favors to protect a uncommon amenity.
200 favors to protect a rare amenity.
250 favors to protect a very rare amenity.
300 favors for a almost unique amenity.
All Amenities
2016 Present, Be a good lil inmate and hang onto this until Christmas.
Open on Xmas 2016
21 Jump Street, Incompetent cops always cheer you up,but don't let guards get wind of your mockery.
+8% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
3 Musketeers, Even adding a fourth with some tittays didn't help this flop.
+3% strength, +3% defense, +3% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
4-leaf Clover, 4 X 2 = 1 new backpack slot!
+2% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, A little bit patriotic. A little bit gothic. Celebrate the USA!
+16 hp, +6% energy, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
After Life, Zombies are slow, but extremely hard to kill. Sure this movie won't likely have any, but let's just pretend.
-1% speed, +1% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Air Purifier, Breathe free... deep breath... ahhhh
+15% hp, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X2
Alan Wake, Are you afraid of the dark?
+5% speed, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
American Flag, Salute your troops!
+1% hp, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
American Histoy X, One of the most brutal and telling movies of our time.
+5% strength, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Assassin's Creed, A video game movie about ninjas. What could possibly go wrong?
+10% speed, +1 nerve,
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Avatar: The Last Airbender, How appropriate it's one of the last bootlegs.
+2000 hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Baby Simba, His cries of rage will alert the guards to anyone attempting to break in.
Effects:
• 10% chance of crying before raided
• 15% chance of crying if cell is raided
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Bad Teacher, I’d eat her apple any day… wait… no homo?
+15% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Bag of Coal, Someone was naughty this year.
-10% strength, -20% speed, -2% hp, +20% energy, -10% nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Baggers 2017 MVP Trophy, Awarded for kicking ass and saying fuck the names!
+5 energy,
+20% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Barbell, Damn, these things are HEAVY! Very useful for high-intensity strength training.
+16% strength, +4% defense, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Batman and Robin, After a long enough time in prison, plastic Batnipples start to look appealing!
-10% defense, -5% speed, +3 nerve,
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Battleship, Based on the popular board game! Yeah, for serious.
+10% defense, -5% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Bed with Mattress, Slightly less hard since you've got this musty-ass mattress on it.
-5% defense, +1 speed, +5 energy, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
2X2
Bible, Are you ready for rapture?
+10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Block Cake, Celebrate 1 year since the rebirth of Prison Block (7/16/09)! I'd hang on to this cake if I were you...
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Block Bowl 2011 Trophy, Go Slackers! Underrated and showing all the stealer fans who’s boss!
+10% defense, +2% speed, +15 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Block Bowl 2012 Trophy, Go Vagiants! Uhn. Uhnn. YEAAAH!
+5% defense, +5% speed, +15 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Block Bowl 2017 Trophy, The felons showed them scrotums who's boss! too bad it didn't help their real team :(
+10 energy, +20% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Blood Amulet, It appears to have been drained of its evil energies, but still has some life left to it.
+3% strength, +3% speed, +3% defense, +3 energy, +3 nerve, +3 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Blowup Doll, Nightly workouts with this thing is sure to build your stamina.
-3 energy, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2
Blue Candle , TWO! TWO Blue Candles! AH! AH! AH!
+2 stamina
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1
Bluray Player, Watching martial arts movies in Hi-Def can step your fighting game up, but being so distracted can't be good for keeping an eye out for an attack!
+20 strength, -10 speed
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1
Brave, A battle princess? ... If that's what you're into.
+3% strength, +3% speed, +5% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Bob Plushie, Bob makes you feel safe and secure like no other! ... What the fuck is this thing?
+5% defense, +15% hp
• adds 1 backpack slot for every 2 equipped
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
BOO!, Someone was naughty this year.
+10 energy, -5 nerve,
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Bookcase, Seems to be filled with martial arts books.
+20% defense, +5% speed, +15% nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
3X3
Borderlands 2(PC), So much loot! So much shooting! Just one more golden key! Because of this game, you haven't slept for days....
+5000 hp, +5 energy, +2 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Box O' Mysteries, Your coalz be safe, I just wanna seez!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
Box of Chocolates, Nothing like an affectionate gift to raise your spirits -- is that a nail file?
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Box O’ Parts, a box containing 6 random parts.
• Equip to open
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Boxing With The Stars, Learn moves from the best! Or at least the most popular!
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1
Boxing With The Stars HD, Get yo Tae-Bo on in stunning HD!
+5% strength, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
1X1
Bride Doll, A souviner for your travels.
+15% hp, +15 stamina
• Join Bride & Groom for 1 backpack slot
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Bulldog, A bit of a heftier bark, sure to paint the pants of any intruder a muddy brown.
+5% defense
• 10% chance of scaring off cell raider
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X2
Call of Duty: Ghosts(PS4), Those corner-camping little bitches!
+5000 strength, +2000 speed, -2500 defense, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Call of Duty: Ghosts(Xbox One), Those corner-camping little bitches!
+5000 strength, +2000 speed, -2500 defense, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Cars 2, VROOM. that is all.
+12% speed, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Catwoman, You asked to see some celebrity pussy, but this is not what you had in mind.
-5% defense, +5% speed, -2 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
CD Changer, Hook this sucker into your stereo system for max effect!
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2
CD Player, Don't get caught in the yard with your headphones on... or the shower for that matter.
-1% defense, -5% speed, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Chariots of Fire, You've heard the song now see the movie!
+10% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Checkers, Not exactly Chess but this does require SOME degree of patience stamina.
+5 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Cheech & Chong's Hey Watch This, 4/20 is upon us. Let's spark one up and celebrate with the kings of this shit.
-10% energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Chess Set, This is for the patient thinker. Requires mucho mental stamina.
+10 Stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
1X1
Chef hat, Proof that you know your way around the kitchen.
+5 Nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Chihuahua, Has more bark than bite, but should do the trick.
+3% defense
• 5% chance of scaring off cell raider
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Christmas Tree, Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras.
+10% defense, +15% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X3
Christmas Tree 2016, It thinks its Miss America with the sash and shit
+12% defense, +5% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X3
Clash of the Titans, More action than a PFCWhite Klan rally! It's too bad you didn't get this epic shit on a big screen!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Crib, We don't have a day care here, so you'll need this if you want a spot for your illegitimate children.
-3 defense, +3 energy, +1 stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X1
Cock, Due to ASPCA laws, it's recommended that you not keep more than one of these in your cell at a time.
+10% defense, +15% hp, +5% strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1x1
Coffee Press, It’s a bit small, but will be good for a cup or two.
+10 energy, -10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Computer Chair, Ah, a nice plush surface to rest your cheeks on... that won't stick it's tongue in your asshole.
+25 stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X2
Curved 4K TV, Is it really a flat screen if it's curved?
-5% stamina, +3% strength, +10 energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2
Dancing Chili Pepper, Happy Cinco De Mayo CHA CHA CHA!
+5% hp, +2 energy, +5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Date Night, Rumor has it the starring actors are actually mizpeg and 6566. Smooches.
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Dead Rising 2 (PS3) , Chuck takes over from Frank West and battles hoardes of dead. Scared mofo?
+5% speed, +500 hp
+5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Dead Rising 2 (Xbox 360) , Chuck takes over from Frank West and battles hoardes of dead. Scared mofo?
+5% speed, +500 hp
+5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Dead Rising 2 Bundle, Curious what’s inside? Buy Me!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
Dead Rising 3 (Xbox One) , Not only are there MORE zombies, but there's also more craftable stuff. One word: Sledgesaw.
+8 nerve,
+3 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Death at a funeral, Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see.
+500 strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Diablo III, The most anticipated game of 2012! Hours upon hours of demon slaying action!
+10% hp, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Dr. Strange, Some spooky mystical shit right hurr
+20 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Dredd 3D, If you ran into this guy, you'd never had made it to prison.
+10% strength, +10% hp, -1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Dumbbells, A set of 2 dumbbells. Useful as a weapon as well as strength training.
+8% strength, +2% defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
DVD Player, Comes with a Tae-Bo DVD!
+5 defense, +5 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Easter Basket, Loaded with all sorts of goodies!
+10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X2
Easter Baskette, This year, the rabbits downsizing.
+1% energy, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Electric Razor, Safeguarded blades mean not only will you not be cutting other inmates, but you won't be slitting your own throat when you realize there's a Gay in your Closet .
+1000 hp
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1
Elephant Plushie, Aww how cute! it squeaks when you step on it.
+1% hp
• Adds 4 backpack slots
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Empty Bong, Take - take - take it to the head!
+5% energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2
Evil Dead, Is this a sequel, a reboot, both? Who cares, it's got dead shit!
+6% strength, +6% defense
+6% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Exercise Bike, Shed some lbs and raise your stamina.
+2 energy, +6 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
2X2
False Advertising #2, Be for real, you're just watching this to be able to better recognize trannies in prison right? RIGHT?
+2% speed, +5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Family Photo, A photo of your family back home. It gives you strength and courage.
+5% strength, +4 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Fast Five, There’s a dirty joke somewhere in that title…
+20% strength, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Father's Day Wallet, The kind of leather wallet you might send to your old man on Father's Day. There might be something inside.
• What's inside? Open it already!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Felons 2017 MVP Trophy, Awarded for kicking ass and saying fuck the names!
+5 energy,
+20% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Fifty Shades Darker, Aw man, it's getting kinky this vday. Please use lube.
+5% energy,
+5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Fireworks, Perfect for a distraction if you need to bail a buddy out of isolation!
add to cell to set them off, One time use only.
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Flat Screen TV, Perfect to watch your movies in HD!
+3 energy, +5% nerve, -10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X1
Footloose, Bursting out in dance is random is indecent in anyone other than Sangriax
+5 nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Fred Plushie, Feel the strength of the amazing Fred! ... What the fuck is this thing?
+5% strength, +15% hp
• adds 1 backpack slot for every 2 equipped
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Friday the 13th, Slow and steady gets the kill.
+5% strength, -10% speed, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Furry Vengeance, I knew letting those goddamn groundhogs into the prison was going to backfire.
+5% speed, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Get Him to the Greek, Greek... What an ironic title... for a prison... Sex is sex right?
+10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Get Out, This movie seriously doesn't know what it wants to be.
Always scares off raider
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Will fill you with the spirit of Vengeance. May also cause spontaneous head combustion.
+10% strength, +10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Green Lantern, I vow… to kick ass!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +10% hp, +10% energy, +10 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Green Unicorn Plushie, So bright, and gay!
+25 defense, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 8 of these in your cell
1X1
Grill, Happy Memorial Day! Enjoy a barbecue in your cell... That sounds dangerous.
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +5% HP, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
Groom Doll, A souviner for your travels.
+15% hp, +15 stamina
• Join Bride & Groom for 1 backpack slot
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Grown Ups, I'm a man, MAN!
+5% strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Groundhog, This little guy is pretty pissed he surfaced in a prison instead of a lush green field somewhere.
+10% hp, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
GO Teabaggers!, Support your favorite team for this year's Block Bowl!
+5 nerve, +2 stamina
• Adds 1 backpack slot
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
GO Teabaggers 2017!, Support your favorite team for this year's Block Bowl!
+5 nerve, +2 stamina
• Adds 2 backpack slots
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
GO Vagiants!, Support your favorite team for this year's Block Bowl!
+5 nerve, +2 stamina
• Adds 1 backpack slot
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
Golden Egg, Oo, shiny. Who'da thought a solid gold egg would be so heavy?
• Don't use till Easter
Gulliver’s Travels, Jack’s dumb, he’s the biggest kid in the yard and he lets them do him dirty?
+1000 strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1