Amenities

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Buying amenities from the warden at the Wardens Office or at the Open Market Amenities, will give you items that you can use to boost any and all stats permanently. These will only work if equipped in your cell.

Any amenities that you buy from the open market or win in a lottery can be stolen in a cell raid, however ones bought direct from the warden or special events cannot be stolen.

Cell Presets

You can set and load cell presets to quickly configure your cell for specific tasks. There are three buttons above your cell layout that assist in this:

The Floppy Disc: This saves a cell preset, allowing you to save which items are currently in your cell and their positions to a name (for example, "training cell")

The Up-Arrow: This button allows you to load one of these presets.

The X: This one will empty your cell.

Your Amenities

Clicking on any amenity in your cell will show its stats below the layout and allows you to remove the selected amenity. Likewise clicking the "use" or "sell" button below the amenity that is in holding, at the bottom, will allow you to equip or sell it respectively.

All Amenities

After Life, Zombies are slow, but extremely hard to kill. Sure this movie won't likely have any, but let's just pretend.
-1% speed, +1% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Air Purifier, Breathe free... deep breath... ahhhh
+15% hp, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Alan Wake, Are you afraid of the dark?
+5% speed, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

American Flag ,Salute your troops!
+1% hp +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Avatar: The Last Airbender,How appropriate it's one of the last bootlegs.
+2000 hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Bag of Coal, Someone was naughty this year
-10% strength, -20% speed, -2% hp, +20% energy, -10% nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Bed with Mattress, Slightly less hard since you've got this musty-ass mattress on it.
-5% defense, +1 speed, +5 energy, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell

Block Cake ,Celebrate 1 year since the rebirth of Prison Block (7/16/09)! I'd hang on to this cake if I were you...
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Blowup Doll, Nightly workouts with this thing is sure to build your stamina
-3 energy, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Blue Candle , TWO! TWO Blue Candles! AH! AH! AH!
+2 stamina
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell

Bluray Player, Watching martial arts movies in Hi-Def can step your fighting game up, but being so distracted can't be good for keeping an eye out for an attack!
+20 strength, -10 speed
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell

Bookcase, Seems to be filled with martial arts books
+20% defense, +5% speed, +15% nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Box O' Mysteries, All your coal, are belong to us.
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Box of Chocolates, Nothing like an affectionate gift to raise your spirits -- is that a nail file?
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Boxing With The Stars, Learn moves from the best! Or at least the most popular!
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell

Boxing With The Stars HD, Get yo Tae-Bo on in stunning HD!
+5% strength, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell

CD Changer, Hook this sucker into your stereo system for max effect!
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

CD Player, Don't get caught in the yard with your headphones on... or the shower for that matter
-1% defense, -5% speed, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Cheech & Chong's Hey Watch This, 4/20 is upon us. Let's spark one up and celebrate with the kings of this shit.
-10% energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Christmas Tree, Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras
+10% defense, +15% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Clash of the Titans, More action than a PFCWhite Klan rally! It's too bad you didn't get this epic shit on a big screen!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

<p>Computer Chair, Ah, a nice plush surface to rest your cheeks on... that won't stick it's tongue in your asshole.
+25 stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Dancing Chili Pepper, Happy Cinco De Mayo CHA CHA CHA!
+5% hp, +2 energy, +5 nerve,
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Date Night, Rumor has it the starring actors are actually mizpeg and 6566. Smooches.
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Death at a funeral, Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see
+500 strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Dumbbells, A set of 2 dumbbells. Useful as a weapon as well as strength training.
+8% strength, +2% defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

DVD Player, Comes with a Tae-Bo DVD!
+5 defense, +5 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Easter Basket, Loaded with all sorts of goodies!
+10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Electric Razor , Safeguarded blades mean not only will you not be cutting other inmates, but you won't be slitting your own throat when you realize there's a Gay in your Closet
+1000 hp
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell

Empty Bong, Take - take - take it to the head!
+5% energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Exercise Bike, Shed some lbs and raise your stamina
+2 energy, +6 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell

False Advertising #2, Be for real, you're just watching this to be able to better recognize trannies in prison right? RIGHT?
+2% speed, +5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Fireworks, Perfect for a distraction if you need to bail a buddy out of isolation!
add to cell to set them off, One time use only,
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Flat Screen TV, Perfect to watch your movies in HD!
+3 energy, +5% nerve, -5% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Furry Vengeance,I knew letting those goddamn groundhogs into the prison was going to backfire.
+5% speed, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Get Him to the Greek, Greek... What an ironic title... for a prison... Sex is sex right?
+10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Grown Ups,I'm an man, MAN!
+5% strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Groundhog, This little guy is pretty pissed he surfaced in a prison instead of a lush green field somewhere
+10% hp, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Halo 3, Plug in, Shield on!
+10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Harry Brown, Full of kickass win!
+10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Hot Tub, The only downside to this is that you know Big Bubba is gonna wanna bathe with you
+10% hp, +4 energy
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell

Hot Tub Time Machine, A hot tub in a prison? No homo!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

How to train your dragon, ...and by dragon, we don't mean your 3mm snake
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

In My Sleep, You should totally use the sleepwalking line next time you "wake up" on top of hanako
+1 nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Iron Man 2 Seriously, does this epitome of badassness need a description?
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +10% hp, +5 energy, +10% nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Iron Man 2 - IMAX What's better than sleek metal war suits, big explosions, hot cars and bawller gadgets? All that in IMAX that's what!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +20% hp, +10 energy, +15% nerve, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Jack O'Lantern, Happy Halloween!
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Jonah Hex, A movie with Megan Fox means we'll be low on tissues and towels for the next few days.
+5% stamina,
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

The Joneses,Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest
+5% Max Bank Deposit
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Just Wright, Let's be honest, you're not going to watch this shit... I slipped a skin flick inside
+3% speed, +3% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Kick Ass, What a perfect fucking title. This one goes out to biglou for inventing Friday Night KICKASS!
+10% strength, +10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Killers,Sure it's a chick flick, but it stars a hot chick... with guns. Cammon!
+500 strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Knight & Day, You know... I really just don't have a clever description for this. So fuck Canada.
+10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Letters to Juliet,Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest
+2 energy, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

MacGruber, The true story of a man devoted to thwart my plans of world domination. In real life, he failed.
+3 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Marmaduke, No. You still can't have pets here. I don't care how cute and talkative.
+3 speed, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Megaslayer CD, Crazy amp-you-the-fuck-up music
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

<p>Metal Fan, Affectionately nick-named the "finger-flinger"
+10 energy, -5 nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Mini-Fridge, Pre-stocked with some tasty beverages
+10% defense, +2 energy, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Modern Sofa, Modern is a relative term
+5 energy, +15 stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Mother's Day Flowers, Aww, how special... wait, is that a get out of jail free card attached?
Equip to leave isolation - one time use only!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Mu Cake, Om Nom Nomz! No nomz? MOAR NOMZ!
+5% strength, +2% defense, +8% speed, +528 hp, +5% energy, +2% nerve, +8% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Nightmare on elm street, How do you run from a dream?
-10% nerve, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Old Heater, It does get a bit drafty at night doesn't it?
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Old Toilet, Ugh, not the best looking thing around, but the privacy it affords makes up for it.
-3% defense, +10% energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Playboy Magazine, To get you through those... uhh.. lonely nights.
-5% strength, +3 energy, -2 nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Pot O' Gold, The Warden robbed a few leprechauns and stole their pots of gold. Naturally, he's reselling them.
Adds 25% Max Bank Deposit
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell

Prince of Persia, Stopping time means you could fondle hanako and she'd never know! NINJA MOLESTATION!
+1500 speed, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

PS3, This hardware juggernaut may not have any supporting titles, but at least you've got bragging rights.
-5% strength, +15% defense, +10% speed, +6 energy, +10 nerve, +25 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

PS3 Slim, Sony's neutered monster system. Don't you just feel manly.
+8% defense, +4% speed, +2 energy, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Red Candle, THREE! THREE CANDLES!
+3% speed
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell

Roast Turkey, Happy Thanksgiving... just don't end up like this Turkey
+15% strength, -2% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Robin Hood, Steal from the rich... give to the poor...
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Scarface DVD, You get so amped up watching gangsta shit like this!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Scarface HD, Shoot every bullet, smack every face, grab every... nutsack? Point is, you feel like you're there ok?
+3 nerve
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell

Self-Defense Book, A quick, light read to brush up on your skills yo!
+10 defense

Self-Defense Books, A stack of books on self-defense
+5% defense, +1% nerve
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell

Sex and the City 2,If you pop this in, you DESERVE to be isolated with a fat nigga named bubba, so at least the defense will help.
+1200 defense
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Shrek Forever After,Big Green motherfucker would be the ultimate prison Rapist... I mean... Mr_sm
+3000 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Solitary Man, You know why this DVD boosts your stamina? Think about what'd you do if you were in solitary, man.
+5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Splice, Genetic mutations are a fucked up thing. Just look at KingTommy's face.
+10% to a stat at random
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Steelframe Bed, Cold and hard, but it beats sleeping on the floor
-2% defense, +2 energy, +1 stamina

Stereo Speaker, Enhance the madness
+5% hp, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Stereo System, Perfect starter kit to get shit poppin
+150 hp, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Survival of the Dead, It takes a whole lotta nerve to take care of a zombie.
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Taylor West CD, Rap meets country? As long as she's hot. Spank material and music in one!
+50 strength, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

The A-Team, Hilarity with Asskickery? Yes please.
+2% strength, +2% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

The Backup Plan, Inspired by the touching true story of how derrda met swiss - only they adapted it to include a vagina.
+5% hp
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

The Black Waters of Echo's Pond, This movie is about a game that becomes reality... that's right, it's possible ThyWhiskeyMan may actually appear before you and either molest you or make you laugh.
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

The Jonses, Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

The Karate Kid, WHAAAA-TAAAAAHHHHHH!
+5% strength, +5% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

The Losers, Double-crossing! Trickery! Revenge! Sounds like a date with KingTommy
+5% defense, +5% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Toilet, Hey, at least it's clean. Don't forget the TP
-5% defense, +10 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Toilet Paper, You never realize how important this shit is until you're wiping shit with your hands.
+2% defense, +5% speed, +2 energy, -10% nerve
You are allowed to have 6 of these in your cell

Toy Story 3, This is a story, about some toys. No, hanako, not THOSE kind of toys.
+5 energy,
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Toy Story 3 IMAX 3D, This is a movie about toys. In such badass IMAX 3D that you'd think you could play with them. Though, you'd just be playing with yourself.
+20 stamina,
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Twilight: Eclipse, Since when did vampires become the sexual playthings of awkward ugly bitches? That was MY JOB DAMNIT!
-1000 hp, +10 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

TV on Crate, Entertainment at home.. well, sort of. At least you won't have to argue over the channel
+1 energy, +1 nerve, -5% stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell

Two Dolla CD, I'm all about the dolla, what the fuck is 50 cent? Fourth meal bitch.
+10% defense, +100 hp
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Wii, Who snuck a gaming console into the prison? One thing's for sure, you won't find this on sale from the warden!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Wooden Chair, Damn thing's pretty hard, but better than sitting on the floor.
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell

XBOX 360, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +2 energy, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

XBOX 360 Elite, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Yellow Candle , ONE! ONE Candle! HA! HA! HA!
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell

Yoga Mat, You don't wanna be flexing them buns on the coldass floor do ya?
+2% defense, +2% speed, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Yoga with Yogi, Might not want to be seen in tights stretching like a homo...
-5 defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell

Yoga with Yogi HD, Bend and stretch in stunning HD!
-5% speed, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell