Energy amenities

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Toilet, Hey, at least it's clean. Don't forget the TP
-5% defense, +10 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1 10 energy per square

Twilight: Eclipse, Since when did vampires become the sexual playthings of awkward ugly bitches? That was MY JOB DAMNIT!
-1000 hp, +10 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

10 energy per square

Iron Man 2 - IMAX What's better than sleek metal war suits, big explosions, hot cars and bawller gadgets? All that in IMAX that's what!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +20% hp, +10 energy, +15% nerve, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

10 energy per square

PS3, This hardware juggernaut may not have any supporting titles, but at least you've got bragging rights.
-5% strength, +15% defense, +10% speed, +6 energy, +10 nerve, +25 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

6 energy per square

Stereo System, Perfect starter kit to get shit poppin
+150 hp, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

5 energy per square

XBOX 360 Elite, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

5 energy per square

Iron Man 2 Seriously, does this epitome of badassness need a description?
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +10% hp, +5 energy, +10% nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

5 energy per square

Wii, Who snuck a gaming console into the prison? One thing's for sure, you won't find this on sale from the warden!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

5 energy per square

Toy Story 3, This is a story, about some toys. No, hanako, not THOSE kind of toys.
+5 energy,
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

5 energy per square

Groundhog, This little guy is pretty pissed he surfaced in a prison instead of a lush green field somewhere
+10% hp, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

5 energy per square <p>Metal Fan, Affectionately nick-named the "finger-flinger"
+10 energy, -5 nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X3 3.3 energy per square

Playboy Magazine, To get you through those... uhh.. lonely nights.
-5% strength, +3 energy, -2 nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

3 energy per square

Marmaduke, No. You still can't have pets here. I don't care how cute and talkative.
+3 Energy, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

3 energy per square

XBOX 360, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +2 energy, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

2 energy per square

PS3 Slim, Sony's neutered monster system. Don't you just feel manly.
+8% defense, +4% speed, +2 energy, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

2 energy per square

Letters to Juliet,Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest
+2 energy, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

2 energy per square

Box of Chocolates, Nothing like an affectionate gift to raise your spirits -- is that a nail file?
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

2 energy per square

Dancing Chili Pepper, Happy Cinco De Mayo CHA CHA CHA!
+5% hp, +2 energy, +5 nerve,
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

2 energy per square

Taylor West CD, Rap meets country? As long as she's hot. Spank material and music in one!
+50 strength, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

2 energy per square

Yoga with Yogi HD, Bend and stretch in stunning HD!
-5% speed, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

1X1

2 energy per square

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Toilet Paper, You never realize how important this shit is until you're wiping shit with your hands.
+2% defense, +5% speed, +2 energy, -10% nerve
You are allowed to have 6 of these in your cell
1X1 2 energy per square

Flat Screen TV, Perfect to watch your movies in HD!
+3 energy, +5% nerve, -5% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X1

1.5 energy per square

Yoga Mat, You don't wanna be flexing them buns on the coldass floor do ya?
+2% defense, +2% speed, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X2

1.25 energy per square

Stereo Speaker, Enhance the madness
+5% hp, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

1 energy per square

CD Changer, Hook this sucker into your stereo system for max effect!
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X1

1 energy per square

Exercise Bike, Shed some lbs and raise your stamina
+2 energy, +6 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
2X2

1 energy per square

The Black Waters of Echo's Pond, This movie is about a game that becomes reality... that's right, it's possible ThyWhiskeyMan may actually appear before you and either molest you or make you laugh.
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

1 energy per square

Dumbbells, A set of 2 dumbbells. Useful as a weapon as well as strength training.
+8% strength, +2% defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

1 energy per square

TV on Crate, Entertainment at home.. well, sort of. At least you won't have to argue over the channel
+1 energy, +1 nerve, -5% stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1

1 energy per square

Yellow Candle , ONE! ONE Candle! HA! HA! HA!
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1

1 energy per square

Yoga with Yogi, Might not want to be seen in tights stretching like a homo...
-5 defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1

1 energy per square

Modern Sofa, Modern is a relative term
+5 energy, +15 stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
3X2

.8 energy per square

Steelframe Bed, Cold and hard, but it beats sleeping on the floor
-2% defense, +2 energy, +1 stamina
2X2

.5 energy per square

Old Heater, It does get a bit drafty at night doesn't it?
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X2

.5 energy per square

Old Heater, It does get a bit drafty at night doesn't it?
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X2

.5 energy per square

Hot Tub, The only downside to this is that you know Big Bubba is gonna wanna bathe with you
+10% hp, +4 energy
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
3X3

.5 energy per square

Mini-Fridge, Pre-stocked with some tasty beverages
+10% defense, +2 energy, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X2

.5 energy per square

Percentages

Bag of Coal, Someone was naughty this year
-10% strength, -20% speed, -2% hp, +20% energy, -10% nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

20% energy per square

Old Toilet, Ugh, not the best looking thing around, but the privacy it affords makes up for it.
-3% defense, +10% energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

10% energy per square

Mu Cake, Om Nom Nomz! No nomz? MOAR NOMZ!
+5% strength, +2% defense, +8% speed, +528 hp, +5% energy, +2% nerve, +8% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

5% energy per square

Air Purifier, Breathe free... deep breath... ahhhh
+15% hp, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X2

2.5% energy per square

Christmas Tree, Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras
+10% defense, +15% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X3

2.5% energy per square

Empty Bong, Take - take - take it to the head!
+5% energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2

2.5% energy per square

Bed with Mattress, Slightly less hard since you've got this musty-ass mattress on it.
-5% defense, +1 speed, +5 energy, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
2X2 1.25% energy per square