Amenities

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Revision as of 16:08, 9 March 2012

Buying amenities from the warden at the Wardens Office or at the Open Market Amenities, will give you items that you can use to boost any and all stats permanently. These will only work if equipped in your cell.

Any amenities that you buy from the open market or win in a lottery can be stolen in a cell raid, however ones bought direct from the warden or special events cannot be stolen.

Cell Presets

You can set and load cell presets to quickly configure your cell for specific tasks. There are three buttons above your cell layout that assist in this:

The Floppy Disc: This saves a cell preset, allowing you to save which items are currently in your cell and their positions to a name (for example, "training cell")

The Up-Arrow: This button allows you to load one of these presets.

The X: This one will empty your cell.

Your Amenities

Clicking on any amenity in your cell will show its stats below the layout and allows you to remove the selected amenity. Likewise clicking the "use" or "sell" button below the amenity that is in holding, at the bottom, will allow you to equip or sell it respectively.

Amenities are separated into two diffrent catagories.

• Protected Amenites, These amenities are bought from the warden, rather that be from the warden office, firesale, or through special events (i.e. Joe). These amenites are ammune to being raided.
  
• Normal Amenities, These amenities are bought through the Open Market and are not protected against raiders. In order for a Normal Amenity to be raided it has to be loaded into the cell.
  

Normal Amenities can be protected at a cost.

5 of X amenity to protect a very common.

3 of X amenity to protect a common.

100 favors to protect a uncommon amenity.

200 favors to protect a rare amenity.

250 favors to protect a very rare amenity.

300 favors for a almost unique amenity.

• Energy Amenities
• Stamina Amenities
• Nerve Amenities

All Amenities

3 Musketeers, Even adding a fourth with some tittays didn't help this flop.
+3% strength, +3% defense, +3% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

4-leaf Clover, 4 X 2 = 1 new backpack slot!
+2% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
After Life, Zombies are slow, but extremely hard to kill. Sure this movie won't likely have any, but let's just pretend.
-1% speed, +1% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Air Purifier, Breathe free... deep breath... ahhhh
+15% hp, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X2
Alan Wake, Are you afraid of the dark?
+5% speed, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
American Flag, Salute your troops!
+1% hp, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
American Histoy X, One of the most brutal and telling movies of our time.
+5% strength, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Avatar: The Last Airbender, How appropriate it's one of the last bootlegs.
+2000 hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Bag of Coal, Someone was naughty this year.
-10% strength, -20% speed, -2% hp, +20% energy, -10% nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Bad Teacher, I’d eat her apple any day… wait… no homo?
+15% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Barbell, Damn, these things are HEAVY! Very useful for high-intensity strength training.
+16% strength, +4% defense, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Bed with Mattress, Slightly less hard since you've got this musty-ass mattress on it.
-5% defense, +1 speed, +5 energy, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
2X2
Bible, Are you ready for rapture?
+10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Block Cake, Celebrate 1 year since the rebirth of Prison Block (7/16/09)! I'd hang on to this cake if I were you...
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Block Bowl 2011 Trophy, Go Slackers! Underrated and showing all the stealer fans who’s boss!
+10% defense, +2% speed, +15 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Block Bowl 2012 Trophy, Go Vagiants! Underrated and showing all the Teabaggers fans who’s boss!
+10% defense, +2% speed, +15 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Blowup Doll, Nightly workouts with this thing is sure to build your stamina.
-3 energy, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2
Blue Candle , TWO! TWO Blue Candles! AH! AH! AH!
+2 stamina
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1
Bluray Player, Watching martial arts movies in Hi-Def can step your fighting game up, but being so distracted can't be good for keeping an eye out for an attack!
+20 strength, -10 speed
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1
Bookcase, Seems to be filled with martial arts books.
+20% defense, +5% speed, +15% nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
3X3
Box O' Mysteries, Your coalz be safe, I just wanna seez!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
Box of Chocolates, Nothing like an affectionate gift to raise your spirits -- is that a nail file?
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Box O’ Parts, a box containing 6 random parts.
• Equip to open
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Boxing With The Stars, Learn moves from the best! Or at least the most popular!
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1
Boxing With The Stars HD, Get yo Tae-Bo on in stunning HD!
+5% strength, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
1X1
Bride Doll, A souviner for your travels.
+15% hp, +15 stamina
• Join Bride & Groom for 1 backpack slot
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Bulldog, A bit of a heftier bark, sure to paint the pants of any intruder a muddy brown.
+5% defense
• 10% chance of scaring off cell raider
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X2
Cars 2, VROOM. that is all.
+12% speed, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
CD Changer, Hook this sucker into your stereo system for max effect!
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2
CD Player, Don't get caught in the yard with your headphones on... or the shower for that matter.
-1% defense, -5% speed, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Checkers, Not exactly Chess but this does require SOME degree of patience stamina.
+5 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Cheech & Chong's Hey Watch This, 4/20 is upon us. Let's spark one up and celebrate with the kings of this shit.
-10% energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Chess Set, This is for the patient thinker. Requires mucho mental stamina.
+10 Stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
1X1
Chef hat, Proof that you know your way around the kitchen.
+5 Nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Chihuahua, Has more bark than bite, but should do the trick.
+3% defense
• 5% chance of scaring off cell raider
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Christmas Tree, Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras.
+10% defense, +15% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X3
Clash of the Titans, More action than a PFCWhite Klan rally! It's too bad you didn't get this epic shit on a big screen!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Coffee Press, It’s a bit small, but will be good for a cup or two.
+10 energy, -10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Computer Chair, Ah, a nice plush surface to rest your cheeks on... that won't stick it's tongue in your asshole.
+25 stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X2
Dancing Chili Pepper, Happy Cinco De Mayo CHA CHA CHA!
+5% hp, +2 energy, +5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Date Night, Rumor has it the starring actors are actually mizpeg and 6566. Smooches.
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Dead Rising 2 (PS3) , Chuck takes over from Frank West and battles hoardes of dead. Scared mofo?
+5% speed, +500 hp +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Dead Rising 2 (Xbox 360) , Chuck takes over from Frank West and battles hoardes of dead. Scared mofo?
+5% speed, +500 hp +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Dead Rising 2 Bundle, Curious what’s inside? Buy Me!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
Death at a funeral, Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see.
+500 strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Dumbbells, A set of 2 dumbbells. Useful as a weapon as well as strength training.
+8% strength, +2% defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
DVD Player, Comes with a Tae-Bo DVD!
+5 defense, +5 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Easter Basket, Loaded with all sorts of goodies!
+10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X2
Easter Baskette, This year, the rabbits downsizing.
+1% energy, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Electric Razor, Safeguarded blades mean not only will you not be cutting other inmates, but you won't be slitting your own throat when you realize there's a Gay in your Closet .
+1000 hp
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1
Elephant Plushie, Aww how cute! it squeaks when you step on it.
+1% hp
• Adds 4 backpack slots You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Empty Bong, Take - take - take it to the head!
+5% energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X2
Exercise Bike, Shed some lbs and raise your stamina.
+2 energy, +6 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
2X2
False Advertising #2, Be for real, you're just watching this to be able to better recognize trannies in prison right? RIGHT?
+2% speed, +5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Fast Five, There’s a dirty joke somewhere in that title…
+20% strength, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Fireworks, Perfect for a distraction if you need to bail a buddy out of isolation! add to cell to set them off, One time use only.
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Flat Screen TV, Perfect to watch your movies in HD!
+3 energy, +5% nerve, -10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X1
Footloose, Bursting out in dance is random is indecent in anyone other than Sangriax
+5 nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Furry Vengeance, I knew letting those goddamn groundhogs into the prison was going to backfire.
+5% speed, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Get Him to the Greek, Greek... What an ironic title... for a prison... Sex is sex right?
+10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Will fill you with the spirit of Vengeance. May also cause spontaneous head combustion.
+10% strength, +10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Green Lantern, I vow… to kick ass!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +10% hp, +10% energy, +10 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Green Unicorn Plushie, So bright, and gay!
+25 defense, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 8 of these in your cell
1X1
Groom Doll, A souviner for your travels.
+15% hp, +15 stamina
• Join Bride & Groom for 1 backpack slot
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Grown Ups, I'm a man, MAN!
+5% strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Groundhog, This little guy is pretty pissed he surfaced in a prison instead of a lush green field somewhere.
+10% hp, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
GO Teabaggers!, Support your favorite team for this year's Block Bowl!
+5 nerve, +2 stamina
• Adds 1 backpack slot You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
GO Vagiants!, Support your favorite team for this year's Block Bowl!
+5 nerve, +2 stamina
• Adds 1 backpack slot You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
Gulliver’s Travels, Jack’s dumb, he’s the biggest kid in the yard and he lets them do him dirty?
+1000 strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Halo 3, Plug in, Shield on!
+10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Halo: Reach, Bungie's last offering. The Warden would rather you kill each other digitally than in the yard.
+5% defense, +5% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Halo: Reach Legendary Bundle, Packed with everything you need to get your hardcore gaming on.
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
Harry Brown, Full of kickass win!
+10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone, Let the magic (or gayness) begin!
+1500 hp, +3 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets, Not to be confused with Hanako’s chamber of… well, you know.
+5 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban, Seriously… chocolate?
+5 energy, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire, Dragons and spiders are hot bitches oh my!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Harry Potter & The Order of The Phoenix, Spoiler, someone dies.
-80% hp, +15 nerve, +65 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince, Will Harry ever learn to close his mind? Will dac00kiemonster ever keep his cheeks closed?
+28% defense, -15 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt1, So… much… ANGST!
+25% hp, +30 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt2, Neither can live while the other survives.
+95% defense, -95% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Hot Tub, The only downside to this is that you know Big Bubba is gonna wanna bathe with you.
+10% hp, +4 energy
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
3X3
Hot Tub Time Machine, A hot tub in a prison? No homo!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
HOP, Bubba will neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this film.
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Horrible Bosses, All the movie is missing is the NJ Warden.
+3000 strength, +5500 defense, +5000 speed, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
How to train your dragon, ...and by dragon, we don't mean your 3mm snake.
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
In My Sleep, You should totally use the sleepwalking line next time you "wake up" on top of hanako.
+1 nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Iron Man 2, Seriously, does this epitome of badassness need a description?
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +10% hp, +5 energy, +10% nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Iron Man 2 - IMAX, What's better than sleek metal war suits, big explosions, hot cars and bawller gadgets? All that in IMAX that's what!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +20% hp, +10 energy, +15% nerve, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Jack O'Lantern, Happy Halloween!
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Jonah Hex, A movie with Megan Fox means we'll be low on tissues and towels for the next few days.
+5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Joneses, Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest.
+5% Max Bank Deposit
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Just Wright, Let's be honest, you're not going to watch this shit... I slipped a skin flick inside.
+3% speed, +3% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Kick Ass, What a perfect fucking title. This one goes out to biglou for inventing Friday Night KICKASS!
+10% strength, +10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Killers, Sure it's a chick flick, but it stars a hot chick... with guns. Cammon!
+500 strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Kinect, Could probably double as a security camera for your cell, but you’ll be too busy dancing to leave it anyways.
+5% hp, +10 energy, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have one of these in your cell
1X2
Knight & Day, You know... I really just don't have a clever description for this. So fuck Canada.
+10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Kung Fu Panda 2, After this, were fully expecting inmates gouging on food and running the halls with bandana’s made from pillow cases.
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +5% hp, -25 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
L.A. Noire (PS3) , Being a detective takes patience. It means painstakingly going over clues and following trails. Got the stamina for the long haul?
+15 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
L.A. Noire (XBOX) , Being a detective takes patience. It means painstakingly going over clues and following trails. Got the stamina for the long haul?
+3 nerve, +15 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Large Gift, Don't open 'til Christmas!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
Leap Year, Ancient Chinese Riddle: If she only celebrates a birthday every 4 years, is she underage?
+4% defense, +4% speed, +4% hp, +4% nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Leprechaun In Da Hood, One of these movies you have to laugh, otherwise the WTF-factor will overpower all your senses.
+1% strength, +1% defense, +1% speed, +1% hp, +1% energy, +1% nerve, +1% stamina
• Small amount of cash added/removed from cell, higher risk of confiscation
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Leprechaun Back 2 Da Hood, I know what your thinking… Yes, they DID in fact make another one… and as always it never lives up to the first.
+2 strength, +2 defense, +2 speed, +2 energy, +2 nerve, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Little Fockers, You’ll need a lot of energy to keep up with kids of this heritage.
+5% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Letters to Juliet, Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest .
+2 energy, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Lion Cub, He's got a big roar for such a tiny guy.
• 10% chance of scaring off cell raider
• 5% chance of biting a cell raider through the bars
• 10% chance of biting successful raiders
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
Lump of Coal, Santa spreads these around the north pole like breadcrumbs.
-3% strength, -2% speed, -1% hp, +5% energy, -2% nerve, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
MacGruber, The true story of a man devoted to thwart my plans of world domination. In real life, he failed.
+3 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Marmaduke, No. You still can't have pets here. I don't care how cute and talkative.
+3 Energy, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Marvel vs Capcom 3 (PS3) , Only adrenaline junkies need apply.
+10% speed, +10% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Marvel vs Capcom 3 (XBOX) , Only adrenaline junkies need apply.
+10% speed, +10% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Megaslayer CD, Crazy amp-you-the-fuck-up music.
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Metal Fan, Affectionately nick-named the "finger-flinger".
+10 energy, -5 nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X3
Microwave Oven, Top of the line sexiness for all your quick-meal needs!
+5% strength, -15% hp, +20% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
3X2
Mini-Fridge, Pre-stocked with some tasty beverages.
+10% defense, +2 energy, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X2
Modern Sofa, Modern is a relative term.
+5 energy, +15 stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
3X2
Mortal Combat (PS3) , Having such a violent game in a prison is just asking for trouble… Hey is that Kratos?
+8% strength, +1500 hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Mortal Combat (XBOX) , Having such a violent game in a prison is just asking for trouble… Hey is that Kratos?
+8% strength, +1500 hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Mother's Day Flowers, Aww, how special... wait, is that a get out of jail free card attached?
Equip to leave isolation - one time use only!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Mu Cake, Om Nom Nomz! No nomz? MOAR NOMZ!
+5% strength, +2% defense, +8% speed, +528 hp, +5% energy, +2% nerve, +8% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Narnia: Voyage of The Dawn Treader, Seriously, their still making these?
+10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Nightmare on elm street, How do you run from a dream?
-10% nerve, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Ninjhog, He's like a groundhog, except a ninja. And he's still pissed off that he's on a cold ass concrete floor instead of a lush green field.
+1% speed, +15% hp, +7 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
No String Attached, You know what’s great about this DVD? Equip it, and you’ll get 1% stat increase across the board. No strings attached. Unless you get caught of course.
+1% strength, +1% defense, +1% speed, +1% hp, +1% energy, +1% nerve, +1% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Old Heater, It does get a bit drafty at night doesn't it?
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X2
Old Toilet, Ugh, not the best looking thing around, but the privacy it affords makes up for it.
-3% defense, +10% energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Paranormal Activity 3, You'd think by now, people would learn to stop fucking around with ghosts ya?
+5% energy, +20 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Argh! Ye booty be mine!
+5 nerve
• Reveals some of a previous raid attempt’s combo
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Playboy Magazine, To get you through those... uhh.. lonely nights.
-5% strength, +3 energy, -2 nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
PlayStation Move (Blue), Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
+5% defense+3 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
PlayStation Move (Red), Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
+5% strength, +3 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
PlayStation Move (Yellow), Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
+3 energy, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
PlayStation Move (Green), Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
+5% hp, +3 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Pot O' Gold, The Warden robbed a few leprechauns and stole their pots of gold. Naturally, he's reselling them.
+25% Max Bank Deposit
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Priest, The rapture is over and the world is in chaos.
+10% hp, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Prince of Persia, Stopping time means you could fondle hanako and she'd never know! NINJA MOLESTATION!
+1500 speed, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Purple Unicorn Plushie, Is this Barney's loyal steed?
+12 defense, +1 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
PS3, This hardware juggernaut may not have any supporting titles, but at least you've got bragging rights.
-5% strength, +15% defense, +10% speed, +6 energy, +10 nerve, +25 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
PS3 Slim, Sony's neutered monster system. Don't you just feel manly.
+8% defense, +4% speed, +2 energy, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Puss in Boots, ... too easy.
+10 energy, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Real Steel, Rocky... with robots... Who said Hollywood lost its creativity?
+15% strength, +50% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Red Candle, THREE! THREE CANDLES!
+3% speed
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1
Rio, A bird that can’t fly is like… A criminal that can’t run.
+500 speed, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Roast Turkey, Happy Thanksgiving... just don't end up like this Turkey/
+15% strength, -2% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Robin Hood, Steal from the rich... give to the poor...
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Rottweiler, This guy has been known to be vicious enough to bite at intruders through the bars!
• 10% chance of scaring off a cell raider
• 5% chance of biting a cell raider
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Scarface DVD, You get so amped up watching gangsta shit like this!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Scarface HD, Shoot every bullet, smack every face, grab every... nutsack? Point is, you feel like you're there ok?
+3 nerve
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Scream 4, What’s… your favorite scary movie…?
+10% speed, -30% hp, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Season of the Witch, She’s a fucking witch man!
+3% hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Self-Defense Book, A quick, light read to brush up on your skills yo!
+10 defense
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Self-Defense Books, A stack of books on self-defense.
+5% defense+1% nerve
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Sex and the City 2, If you pop this in, you DESERVE to be isolated with a fat nigga named bubba, so at least the defense will help.
+1200 defense
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Shrek Forever After, Big Green motherfucker would be the ultimate prison Rapist... I mean... Mr_sm
+3000 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Small Gift, Don't open 'Til Christmas!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
Solitary Man, You know why this DVD boosts your stamina? Think about what'd you do if you were in solitary, man.
+5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Something Borrowed, Inside these walls, It’s more like “Something Stolen”, but gotta make that wedding to bubba happen somehow right?
+3000 hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Spankin' it to the Oldies, Ooh mama! Greatly increase your nerve while greatly decreasing your dignity.
+10 nerve, -3% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Splice, Genetic mutations are a fucked up thing. Just look at KingTommy's face.
+10% to a stat at random
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Steelframe Bed, Cold and hard, but it beats sleeping on the floor.
-2% defense, +2 energy, +1 stamina
2X2
Stereo Speaker, Enhance the madness.
+5% hp, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Stereo System, Perfect starter kit to get shit poppin.
+150 hp, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Stocking, Don't open 'til Christmas!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
Stress Ball, A relaxed mind, is a healthy mind.
+10% hp, -5 nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
1X1
Stuffed Banana, To soft and awkwardly shaped to be used how most inmates would use a real banana
+10% hp, 15 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Super 8, Why does a Young Jeezy lyric come to mind?
+10% speed, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Survival of the Dead, It takes a whole lotta nerve to take care of a zombie.
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Taylor West CD, Rap meets country? As long as she's hot. Spank material and music in one!
+50 strength, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
The A-Team, Hilarity with Asskickery? Yes please.
+2% strength, +2% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Backup Plan, Inspired by the touching true story of how derrda met swiss - only they adapted it to include a vagina.
+5% hp
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
The Black Waters of Echo's Pond, This movie is about a game that becomes reality... that's right, it's possible ThyWhiskeyMan may actually appear before you and either molest you or make you laugh.
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Green Hornet, Why do they always dig up and destroy the classics?
+5% strength, +2% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Hangover 2, Shitty stats, how the eff do YOU feel after a night out on the town?
+8% hp, +5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Karate Kid, WHAAAA-TAAAAAHHHHHH!
+5%strength, +5% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Losers, Double-crossing! Trickery! Revenge! Sounds like a date with KingTommy.
+5% defense, +5% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Mechanic, Mechanics, they get in there and they fix shit. No pussy footing around, just straight fucking shit up.
+20% strength, -15% defense, +500 speed, -25% hp, +3 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Rite, Exorcism is srs bizness.
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Thor, Say what? Bitch I’m a GAWD!
+5000 strength, +5000 defense, +5000 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Toilet, Hey, at least it's clean. Don't forget the TP.
-5% defense, +10 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Toilet Paper, You never realize how important this shit is until you're wiping shit with your hands.
+2% defense, +5% speed, +2% energy, -10% nerve
You are allowed to have 6 of these in your cell
1X1
Tower Heist, Apparently, any large caper requires at least one funny black man.
+20 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Toy Story 3, This is a story, about some toys. No, hanako, not THOSE kind of toys.
+5 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Toy Story 3 IMAX 3D, This is a movie about toys. In such badass IMAX 3D that you'd think you could play with them. Though, you'd just be playing with yourself.
+20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Toy Train, The joy of seeing such a precious childhood relic re-energizes your soul.
+5 energy
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Play it loud, neighboring cells will just think you and Bubba are at it again.
+25% strength, +25% defense, +35% hp, +25% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Trick or Treat Bag, Care to take a chance at the hopes of a treat?
• Buying this bag immediately opens it
Tron, You don’t get do-overs in real life… luckily, it’s just a game.
+500 hp, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Turducken, A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey stuffed with stuffing. +2% defense, -10% speed, +50% hp, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Turtle Plushie, Slow and steady... Perfect furry companion for criminal endeavors.
+4 nerve, +3 stamina
You are allowed to have 8 of these in your cell
1X1
Twilight: Eclipse, Since when did vampires become the sexual playthings of awkward ugly bitches? That was MY JOB DAMNIT!
-1000 hp, +10 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
TV on Crate, Entertainment at home.. well, sort of. At least you won't have to argue over the channel.
+1 energy, +1 nerve, -5% stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1
Two Dolla CD, I'm all about the dolla, what the fuck is 50 cent? Fourth meal bitch.
+10% defense, +100 hp
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Vaulting Pole, Have you ever watched pole vaulters? Training with this will increase your dexterity beyond your wildest dreams.
+16% speed, +2 energy, +4% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Wii, Who snuck a gaming console into the prison? One thing's for sure, you won't find this on sale from the warden!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Wooden Chair, Damn thing's pretty hard, but better than sitting on the floor.
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1
XBOX 360, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +2 energy, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
XBOX 360 Elite, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
XBOX 360 S, Slim, shiny and just waiting for you to play… No not a vietnamese hooker but just as fun.
+12% strength, +12% defense, +12% speed, +10 energy, +20 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
X-Men: First Class, Life’s good when you take it back to the basics.
+3% strength, +3% speed, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Yellow Candle , ONE! ONE Candle! HA! HA! HA!
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1
Yoga Mat, You don't wanna be flexing them buns on the coldass floor do ya?
+2% defense, +2% speed, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X2
Yoga with Yogi, Might not want to be seen in tights stretching like a homo...
-5 defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1
Yoga with Yogi HD, Bend and stretch in stunning HD!
-5% speed, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Yogi Bear, This bear’s got a lot of nerve.
+5 nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Zookeeper, So… Night at the Museum… in a zoo?
+10 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1