Amenities N - Z
From Prisonblock
Cell Presets
You can set and load cell presets to quickly configure your cell for specific tasks. There are three buttons above your cell layout that assist in this:
The Floppy Disc: This saves a cell preset, allowing you to save which items are currently in your cell and their positions to a name (for example, "training cell")
The Up-Arrow: This button allows you to load one of these presets.
The X: This one will empty your cell.
Your Amenities
Clicking on any amenity in your cell will show its stats below the layout and allows you to remove the selected amenity. Likewise clicking the "use" or "sell" button below the amenity that is in holding, at the bottom, will allow you to equip or sell it respectively.
Amenities are separated into two diffrent catagories.
- Protected Amenites, These amenities are bought from the warden, rather that be from the warden office, firesale, or through special events (i.e. Joe). These amenites are ammune to being raided.
- Normal Amenities, These amenities are bought through the Open Market and are not protected against raiders. In order for a Normal Amenity to be raided it has to be loaded into the cell.
Normal Amenities can be protected at a cost.
5 of X amenity to protect a very common.
3 of X amenity to protect a common.
100 favors to protect a uncommon amenity.
200 favors to protect a rare amenity.
250 favors to protect a very rare amenity.
300 favors for a almost unique amenity.
All Amenities
Napkins, A stack of napkins for ... well you can use them for whatever you want. On your own time please.
+1% defense, +3% speed, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 6 of these in your cell
1X1
Narnia: Voyage of The Dawn Treader, Seriously, their still making these?
+10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Nightmare on elm street, How do you run from a dream?
-10% nerve, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Ninjhog, He's like a groundhog, except a ninja. And he's still pissed off that he's on a cold ass concrete floor instead of a lush green field.
+1% speed, +15% hp, +7 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Noise-Cancelling Headphones, The accessory you'll need to game on-line. Yell at noobs in style!
+10% hp, +10% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
No String Attached, You know what’s great about this DVD? Equip it, and you’ll get 1% stat increase across the board. No strings attached. Unless you get caught of course.
+1% strength, +1% defense, +1% speed, +1% hp, +1% energy, +1% nerve, +1% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Old Heater, It does get a bit drafty at night doesn't it?
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X2
Old Toilet, Ugh, not the best looking thing around, but the privacy it affords makes up for it.
-3% defense, +10% energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Paranormal Activity 3, You'd think by now, people would learn to stop fucking around with ghosts ya?
+5% energy, +20 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
PC Mystery Kit, A mysterious kit that contains PC related gear... what could it be?
• WARNING: May contain hazardous materials.
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Personal Computer, It has lots of uses... write that novel you've been thinking about! Or stay up all night looking at porn, of course.
+3 energy, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Picnic Basket, Almost a full picnic right here! All that's missing is something to wipe your grubby mouth with.
+2% strength, -5% speed, +2 energy, +3% stamina
• Requirements: 1 Napkin or 1 Toilet Paper
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Pinata, Hit it and candy comes out!
• Destroy's the Pinata when you add it to your cell!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Argh! Ye booty be mine!
+5 nerve
• Reveals some of a previous raid attempt’s combo
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Playboy Magazine, To get you through those... uhh.. lonely nights.
-5% strength, +3 energy, -2 nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
PlayStation Move (Blue), Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
+5% defense+3 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
PlayStation Move (Red), Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
+5% strength, +3 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
PlayStation Move (Yellow), Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
+3 energy, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
PlayStation Move (Green), Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
+5% hp, +3 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Pot O' Gold, The Warden robbed a few leprechauns and stole their pots of gold. Naturally, he's reselling them.
+25% Max Bank Deposit
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Priest, The rapture is over and the world is in chaos.
+10% hp, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Prince of Persia, Stopping time means you could fondle hanako and she'd never know! NINJA MOLESTATION!
+1500 speed, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Pro Gaming Mouse, This slick high-response mouse might just make up for your lack of skillz.
+10% speed, +5% nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Pro Gaming Rig, This beast has only one use: gaming like a boss!
+5 Energy, +1 nerve, +6 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Prometheus, The crazy shit in this movie kinda fucks with your head. At least the parts that made sense.
+4 Energy, -5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
PS3, This hardware juggernaut may not have any supporting titles, but at least you've got bragging rights.
-5% strength, +15% defense, +10% speed, +6 energy, +10 nerve, +25 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
PS3 Slim, Sony's neutered monster system. Don't you just feel manly.
+8% defense, +4% speed, +2 energy, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Purple Unicorn Plushie, Is this Barney's loyal steed?
+12 defense, +1 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Puss in Boots, ... too easy.
+10 energy, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Real Steel, Rocky... with robots... Who said Hollywood lost its creativity?
+15% strength, +50% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Red Candle, THREE! THREE CANDLES!
+3% speed
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1
Rio, A bird that can’t fly is like… A criminal that can’t run.
+500 speed, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Roast Turkey, Happy Thanksgiving... just don't end up like this Turkey/
+15% strength, -2% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Robin Hood, Steal from the rich... give to the poor...
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Rooster, Due to ASPCA laws, it's recommended you do not keep more than one of these in your cell at a time.
+10% strength, +5% defense, +15% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Rottweiler, This guy has been known to be vicious enough to bite at intruders through the bars!
• 10% chance of scaring off a cell raider
• 5% chance of biting a cell raider
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Safe, Jason Statham, as himself.
+5 nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Scarface DVD, You get so amped up watching gangsta shit like this!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Scarface HD, Shoot every bullet, smack every face, grab every... nutsack? Point is, you feel like you're there ok?
+3 nerve
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Scream 4, What’s… your favorite scary movie…?
+10% speed, -30% hp, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Season of the Witch, She’s a fucking witch man!
+3% hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Self-Defense Book, A quick, light read to brush up on your skills yo!
+10 defense
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Self-Defense Books, A stack of books on self-defense.
+5% defense+1% nerve
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Sex and the City 2, If you pop this in, you DESERVE to be isolated with a fat nigga named bubba, so at least the defense will help.
+1200 defense
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Shrek Forever After, Big Green motherfucker would be the ultimate prison Rapist... I mean... Mr_sm
+3000 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Skyrim (PC), The most anticipated PC game of 2011! Hours upon hours of dragon slaying action!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Small Gift, Don't open 'Til Christmas!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
Small Matress Package, The Warden heard you might be looking for one of these.
Effects:
• Purchasing deletes this amenity and gives you a quest item
Snow White and the Huntsman, Fairy Tales? ... You can't convince me this shit is manly. Hot Queen, though.
-3% defense, -3 nerve, +6% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Solitary Man, You know why this DVD boosts your stamina? Think about what'd you do if you were in solitary, man.
+5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Something Borrowed, Inside these walls, It’s more like “Something Stolen”, but gotta make that wedding to bubba happen somehow right?
+3000 hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Spankin' it to the Oldies, Ooh mama! Greatly increase your nerve while greatly decreasing your dignity.
+10 nerve, -3% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Splice, Genetic mutations are a fucked up thing. Just look at KingTommy's face.
+10% to a stat at random
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Spring Chick, Don't get to cocky.
+8 nerve,
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
1X1
Star-Spangled Banner, This flag looks pretty good for something made of ratty paper!
+1% strength, +7% speed, +7% nerve, +6 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Steelframe Bed, Cold and hard, but it beats sleeping on the floor.
-2% defense, +2 energy, +1 stamina
2X2
Stereo Speaker, Enhance the madness.
+5% hp, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Stereo System, Perfect starter kit to get shit poppin.
+150 hp, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
Stocking, Don't open 'til Christmas!
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
Stress Ball, A relaxed mind, is a healthy mind.
+10% hp, -5 nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
1X1
Stuffed Banana, To soft and awkwardly shaped to be used how most inmates would use a real banana
+10% hp, 15 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
Super 8, Why does a Young Jeezy lyric come to mind?
+10% speed, +10 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Survival of the Dead, It takes a whole lotta nerve to take care of a zombie.
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Taylor West CD, Rap meets country? As long as she's hot. Spank material and music in one!
+50 strength, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
The A-Team, Hilarity with Asskickery? Yes please.
+2% strength, +2% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Avengers (1998), Starring Uma Thurman! This is not exactly the blockbuster you were anticipating.
+5% strength, +5% defense, -5% energy, -3% nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Avengers (2012), Earth's Mightiest Heroes! Assemble!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +5% speed, +20% hp, +5 energy, +5 nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Backup Plan, Inspired by the touching true story of how derrda met swiss - only they adapted it to include a vagina.
+5% hp
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1
The Black Waters of Echo's Pond, This movie is about a game that becomes reality... that's right, it's possible ThyWhiskeyMan may actually appear before you and either molest you or make you laugh.
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Cabin in the Woods, Five teenagers walk into a mysterious deconstruction.
+5% energy, -3 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Green Hornet, Why do they always dig up and destroy the classics?
+5% strength, +2% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Hangover 2, Shitty stats, how the eff do YOU feel after a night out on the town?
+8% hp, +5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Hunger Games, Would you be as bad-ass as these teens if it got you out of eating prison food?
+5% strength, +5% speed, +5% hp, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Karate Kid, WHAAAA-TAAAAAHHHHHH!
+5%strength, +5% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Lorax, In these concrete walls you probably miss seein' the tress, too. Gets you motivated but kinda melancholy.
+10% energy, -1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Losers, Double-crossing! Trickery! Revenge! Sounds like a date with KingTommy.
+5% defense, +5% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Mechanic, Mechanics, they get in there and they fix shit. No pussy footing around, just straight fucking shit up.
+20% strength, -15% defense, +500 speed, -25% hp, +3 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Raven, So goth, it hurts.
+5% hp, +5% defense
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Rite, Exorcism is srs bizness.
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
The Three Stooges, Learn to fight the stooge way: dirty. Extra defense against eye-gouges, extra power for those hits to the groin.
+3% strength, +3% defense, +3% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Thor, Say what? Bitch I’m a GAWD!
+5000 strength, +5000 defense, +5000 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Toilet, Hey, at least it's clean. Don't forget the TP.
-5% defense, +10 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Toilet Paper, You never realize how important this shit is until you're wiping shit with your hands.
+2% defense, +5% speed, +2% energy, -10% nerve
You are allowed to have 6 of these in your cell
1X1
Tower Heist, Apparently, any large caper requires at least one funny black man.
+20 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Toy Story 3, This is a story, about some toys. No, hanako, not THOSE kind of toys.
+5 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Toy Story 3 IMAX 3D, This is a movie about toys. In such badass IMAX 3D that you'd think you could play with them. Though, you'd just be playing with yourself.
+20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Toy Train, The joy of seeing such a precious childhood relic re-energizes your soul.
+5 energy
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1
Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Play it loud, neighboring cells will just think you and Bubba are at it again.
+25% strength, +25% defense, +35% hp, +25% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Trick or Treat Bag, Care to take a chance at the hopes of a treat?
• Buying this bag immediately opens it
Tron, You don’t get do-overs in real life… luckily, it’s just a game.
+500 hp, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Turducken, A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey stuffed with stuffing.
+2% defense, -10% speed, +50% hp, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2
Turtle Plushie, Slow and steady... Perfect furry companion for criminal endeavors.
+4 nerve, +3 stamina
You are allowed to have 8 of these in your cell
1X1
Twilight: Eclipse, Since when did vampires become the sexual playthings of awkward ugly bitches? That was MY JOB DAMNIT!
-1000 hp, +10 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
TV on Crate, Entertainment at home.. well, sort of. At least you won't have to argue over the channel.
+1 energy, +1 nerve, -5% stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1
Two Dolla CD, I'm all about the dolla, what the fuck is 50 cent? Fourth meal bitch.
+10% defense, +100 hp
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Vaulting Pole, Have you ever watched pole vaulters? Training with this will increase your dexterity beyond your wildest dreams.
+16% speed, +2 energy, +4% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Wii, Who snuck a gaming console into the prison? One thing's for sure, you won't find this on sale from the warden!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Wooden Chair, Damn thing's pretty hard, but better than sitting on the floor.
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1
XBOX 360, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +2 energy, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
XBOX 360 Elite, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
XBOX 360 S, Slim, shiny and just waiting for you to play… No not a vietnamese hooker but just as fun.
+12% strength, +12% defense, +12% speed, +10 energy, +20 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
X-Men: First Class, Life’s good when you take it back to the basics.
+3% strength, +3% speed, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Yellow Candle , ONE! ONE Candle! HA! HA! HA!
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1
Yoga Mat, You don't wanna be flexing them buns on the coldass floor do ya?
+2% defense, +2% speed, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X2
Yoga with Yogi, Might not want to be seen in tights stretching like a homo...
-5 defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1
Yoga with Yogi HD, Bend and stretch in stunning HD!
-5% speed, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1
Yogi Bear, This bear’s got a lot of nerve.
+5 nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
Zookeeper, So… Night at the Museum… in a zoo?
+10 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1
