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'''Box O' Mysteries''', All your coal, are belong to us.<br><ul></ul><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Box O' Mysteries''', All your coal, are belong to us.<br><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
'''Box of Chocolates''', Nothing like an affectionate gift to raise your spirits -- is that a nail file?<br><span style="color:green;">+150</span> hp, <span style="color:green;">+2</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
'''Box of Chocolates''', Nothing like an affectionate gift to raise your spirits -- is that a nail file?<br><span style="color:green;">+150</span> hp, <span style="color:green;">+2</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
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'''Christmas Tree''', Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras<br><span style="color:green;">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:green;">+15%</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
'''Christmas Tree''', Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras<br><span style="color:green;">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:green;">+15%</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Clash of the Titans''', More action than a PFCWhite Klan rally! It's too bad you didn't get this epic shit on a big screen!<br><span style="color:green;">+1</span> nerve<ul></ul><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Clash of the Titans''', More action than a PFCWhite Klan rally! It's too bad you didn't get this epic shit on a big screen!<br><span style="color:green;">+1</span> nerve<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Date Night''', Rumor has it the starring actors are actually mizpeg and 6566. Smooches.<br><span style="color:green;">+1</span> stamina<ul></ul><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Date Night''', Rumor has it the starring actors are actually mizpeg and 6566. Smooches.<br><span style="color:green;">+1</span> stamina<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Death at a funeral''', Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see<br><span style="color:green;">+500</span> strength<ul></ul><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Death at a funeral''', Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see<br><span style="color:green;">+500</span> strength<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
'''Dumbbells''', A set of 2 dumbbells. Useful as a weapon as well as strength training.<br><span style="color:green;">+8%</span> strength, <span style="color:green;">+2%</span> defense, <span style="color:green;">+1</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
'''Dumbbells''', A set of 2 dumbbells. Useful as a weapon as well as strength training.<br><span style="color:green;">+8%</span> strength, <span style="color:green;">+2%</span> defense, <span style="color:green;">+1</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
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'''DVD Player''', Comes with a Tae-Bo DVD!<br><span style="color:green;">+5</span> defense, <span style="color:green;">+5</span> speed<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
'''DVD Player''', Comes with a Tae-Bo DVD!<br><span style="color:green;">+5</span> defense, <span style="color:green;">+5</span> speed<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Easter Basket''', Loaded with all sorts of goodies!<br><span style="color:green;">+10%</span> stamina<ul></ul><br>You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
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'''Easter Basket''', Loaded with all sorts of goodies!<br><span style="color:green;">+10%</span> stamina<br>You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
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'''Hot Tub''', The only downside to this is that you know Big Bubba is gonna wanna bathe with you<br><span style="color:green;">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:green;">+4</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
'''Hot Tub''', The only downside to this is that you know Big Bubba is gonna wanna bathe with you<br><span style="color:green;">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:green;">+4</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
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'''Hot Tub Time Machine''', A hot tub in a prison? No homo!<br><span style="color:green;">+1</span> nerve<ul></ul><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Hot Tub Time Machine''', A hot tub in a prison? No homo!<br><span style="color:green;">+1</span> nerve<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''How to train your dragon''', ...and by dragon, we don't mean your 3mm snake<br><span style="color:green;">+1</span> nerve<ul></ul><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''How to train your dragon''', ...and by dragon, we don't mean your 3mm snake<br><span style="color:green;">+1</span> nerve<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
'''Jack O'Lantern''', Happy Halloween!<br><span style="color:green;">+5</span> nerve<br>You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
'''Jack O'Lantern''', Happy Halloween!<br><span style="color:green;">+5</span> nerve<br>You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
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'''Kick Ass''', What a perfect fucking title. This one goes out to biglou for inventing Friday Night KICKASS!<br><span style="color:green;">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:green;">+10%</span> hp<ul></ul><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Kick Ass''', What a perfect fucking title. This one goes out to biglou for inventing Friday Night KICKASS!<br><span style="color:green;">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:green;">+10%</span> hp<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
'''Megaslayer CD''', Crazy amp-you-the-fuck-up music<br><span style="color:green;">+5</span> nerve<br>You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
'''Megaslayer CD''', Crazy amp-you-the-fuck-up music<br><span style="color:green;">+5</span> nerve<br>You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
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'''Pot O' Gold''', The Warden robbed a few leprechauns and stole their pots of gold. Naturally, he's reselling them.<br><ul><li>Adds 25% Max Bank Deposit</li></ul><br>You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
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'''Pot O' Gold''', The Warden robbed a few leprechauns and stole their pots of gold. Naturally, he's reselling them.<br><li>Adds 25% Max Bank Deposit</li><br>You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
'''PS3''', This hardware juggernaut may not have any supporting titles, but at least you've got bragging rights.<br><span style="color:red;">-5%</span> strength, <span style="color:green;">+15%</span> defense, <span style="color:green;">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:green;">+6</span> energy, <span style="color:green;">+10</span> nerve, <span style="color:green;">+25</span> stamina<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
'''PS3''', This hardware juggernaut may not have any supporting titles, but at least you've got bragging rights.<br><span style="color:red;">-5%</span> strength, <span style="color:green;">+15%</span> defense, <span style="color:green;">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:green;">+6</span> energy, <span style="color:green;">+10</span> nerve, <span style="color:green;">+25</span> stamina<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''Taylor West CD''', Rap meets country? As long as she's hot. Spank material and music in one!<br><span style="color:green;">+50</span> strength, <span style="color:green;">+2</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
'''Taylor West CD''', Rap meets country? As long as she's hot. Spank material and music in one!<br><span style="color:green;">+50</span> strength, <span style="color:green;">+2</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
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'''The Black Waters of Echo's Pond''', This movie is about a game that becomes reality... that's right, it's possible ThyWhiskeyMan may actually appear before you and either molest you or make you laugh.<br><span style="color:green;">+1</span> energy<ul></ul><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''The Black Waters of Echo's Pond''', This movie is about a game that becomes reality... that's right, it's possible ThyWhiskeyMan may actually appear before you and either molest you or make you laugh.<br><span style="color:green;">+1</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''The Jonses''', Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest<br><ul><li>Adds 5% Max Bank Deposit</li></ul><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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'''The Jonses''', Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest<br><li>Adds 5% Max Bank Deposit</li><br>You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
'''Toilet''', Hey, at least it's clean. Don't forget the TP<br><span style="color:red;">-5%</span> defense, <span style="color:green;">+10</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
'''Toilet''', Hey, at least it's clean. Don't forget the TP<br><span style="color:red;">-5%</span> defense, <span style="color:green;">+10</span> energy<br>You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Revision as of 20:44, 16 April 2010

Buying amenities from the warden at the Wardens Office or at the Open Market Amenities, will give you items that you can use to boost any and all stats permanently. These will only work if equipped in your cell.

Any amenities that you buy from the open market can be stolen in a cell raid, ones bought from the warden, or won in raffles and special events cannot be stolen.

There are three buttons above your cell layout table;

The upwards arrow: This saves a cell preset, allowing to save which items are currently in your cell and their positions to a name (for example, "training cell")
The Floppy Disc: This button allows you to load one of these presets.
The X: This one will empty your cell.

Clicking on any amenity in your cell will show its stats below the layout and allows you to remove the selected amenity. Likewise clicking the "use" or "sell" button below the amenity that is in holding, at the bottom, will allow you to equip or sell it respectively.

All Amenities

After Life, Zombies are slow, but extremely hard to kill. Sure this movie won't likely have any, but let's just pretend.
-1% speed, +1% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Air Purifier, Breathe free... deep breath... ahhhh
+15% hp, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Bag of Coal, Someone was naughty this year
-10% strength, -20% speed, -2% hp, +20% energy, -10% nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Bed with Mattress, Slightly less hard since you've got this musty-ass mattress on it.
-5% defense, +1 speed, +5 energy, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell

Blowup Doll, Nightly workouts with this thing is sure to build your stamina
-3 energy, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Bluray Player, Watching martial arts movies in Hi-Def can step your fighting game up, but being so distracted can't be good for keeping an eye out for an attack!
+20 strength, -10 speed
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell

Bookcase, Seems to be filled with martial arts books
+20% defense, +5% speed, +15% nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell


Box O' Mysteries, All your coal, are belong to us.

You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Box of Chocolates, Nothing like an affectionate gift to raise your spirits -- is that a nail file?
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Boxing With The Stars, Learn moves from the best! Or at least the most popular!
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell

Boxing With The Stars HD, Get yo Tae-Bo on in stunning HD!
+5% strength, +2 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell

CD Changer, Hook this sucker into your stereo system for max effect!
+150 hp, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

CD Player, Don't get caught in the yard with your headphones on... or the shower for that matter
-1% defense, -5% speed, +5% energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Christmas Tree, Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras
+10% defense, +15% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Clash of the Titans, More action than a PFCWhite Klan rally! It's too bad you didn't get this epic shit on a big screen!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Date Night, Rumor has it the starring actors are actually mizpeg and 6566. Smooches.
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Death at a funeral, Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see
+500 strength
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Dumbbells, A set of 2 dumbbells. Useful as a weapon as well as strength training.
+8% strength, +2% defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

DVD Player, Comes with a Tae-Bo DVD!
+5 defense, +5 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Easter Basket, Loaded with all sorts of goodies!
+10% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell


Exercise Bike, Shed some lbs and raise your stamina
+2 energy, +6 stamina
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell



Flat Screen TV, Perfect to watch your movies in HD!
+3 energy, +5% nerve, -5% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell


Groundhog, This little guy is pretty pissed he surfaced in a prison instead of a lush green field somewhere
+10% hp, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Hot Tub, The only downside to this is that you know Big Bubba is gonna wanna bathe with you
+10% hp, +4 energy
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell

Hot Tub Time Machine, A hot tub in a prison? No homo!
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell


How to train your dragon, ...and by dragon, we don't mean your 3mm snake
+1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Jack O'Lantern, Happy Halloween!
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Kick Ass, What a perfect fucking title. This one goes out to biglou for inventing Friday Night KICKASS!
+10% strength, +10% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Megaslayer CD, Crazy amp-you-the-fuck-up music
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell


Mini-Fridge, Pre-stocked with some tasty beverages
+10% defense, +2 energy, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Modern Sofa, Modern is a relative term
+5 energy, +15 stamina
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

Old Heater, It does get a bit drafty at night doesn't it?
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Old Toilet, Ugh, not the best looking thing around, but the privacy it affords makes up for it.
-3% defense, +10% energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell

Playboy Magazine, To get you through those... uhh.. lonely nights.
-5% strength, +3 energy, -2 nerve, +5 stamina
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell


Pot O' Gold, The Warden robbed a few leprechauns and stole their pots of gold. Naturally, he's reselling them.
  • Adds 25% Max Bank Deposit</li>
    You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell PS3, This hardware juggernaut may not have any supporting titles, but at least you've got bragging rights.
    -5% strength, +15% defense, +10% speed, +6 energy, +10 nerve, +25 stamina
    You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell Roast Turkey, Happy Thanksgiving... just don't end up like this Turkey
    +15% strength, -2% energy
    You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell Scarface DVD, You get so amped up watching gangsta shit like this!
    +1 nerve
    You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell Scarface HD, Shoot every bullet, smack every face, grab every... nutsack? Point is, you feel like you're there ok?
    +3 nerve
    You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell Self-Defense Book, A quick, light read to brush up on your skills yo!
    +10 defense Self-Defense Books, A stack of books on self-defense
    +5% defense, +1% nerve
    You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell Steelframe Bed, Cold and hard, but it beats sleeping on the floor
    -2% defense, +2 energy, +1 stamina Stereo Speaker, Enhance the madness
    +5% hp, +1 energy
    You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell Stereo System, Perfect starter kit to get shit poppin
    +150 hp, +5 energy
    You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell Taylor West CD, Rap meets country? As long as she's hot. Spank material and music in one!
    +50 strength, +2 energy
    You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell The Black Waters of Echo's Pond, This movie is about a game that becomes reality... that's right, it's possible ThyWhiskeyMan may actually appear before you and either molest you or make you laugh.
    +1 energy
    You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell The Jonses, Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest
  • Adds 5% Max Bank Deposit</li>
    You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell Toilet, Hey, at least it's clean. Don't forget the TP
    -5% defense, +10 energy
    You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell Toilet Paper, You never realize how important this shit is until you're wiping shit with your hands.
    +2% defense, +5% speed, +2 energy, -10% nerve
    You are allowed to have 6 of these in your cell TV on Crate, Entertainment at home.. well, sort of. At least you won't have to argue over the channel
    +1 energy, +1 nerve, -5% stamina
    You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell Two Dolla CD, I'm all about the dolla, what the fuck is 50 cent? Fourth meal bitch.
    +10% defense, +100 hp
    You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell Wii, Who snuck a gaming console into the prison? One thing's for sure, you won't find this on sale from the warden!
    +5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
    You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell Wooden Chair, Damn thing's pretty hard, but better than sitting on the floor.
    +1 stamina
    You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell XBOX 360, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
    +10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
    You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell Yoga Mat, You don't wanna be flexing them buns on the coldass floor do ya?
    +2% defense, +2% speed, +5 energy
    You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell Yoga with Yogi, Might not want to be seen in tights stretching like a homo...
    -5 defense, +1 energy
    You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell Yoga with Yogi HD, Bend and stretch in stunning HD!
    -5% speed, +2 energy
    You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
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