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Taylor West CD, Rap meets country? As long as she's hot. Spank material and music in one!
+50 strength, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

The A-Team, Hilarity with Asskickery? Yes please.
+2% strength, +2% energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Avengers (1998), Starring Uma Thurman! This is not exactly the blockbuster you were anticipating.
+5% strength, +5% defense, -5% energy, -3% nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Avengers (2012), Earth's Mightiest Heroes! Assemble!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +5% speed, +20% hp, +5 energy, +5 nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Backup Plan, Inspired by the touching true story of how derrda met swiss - only they adapted it to include a vagina.
+5% hp
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
1X1

The Black Waters of Echo's Pond, This movie is about a game that becomes reality... that's right, it's possible ThyWhiskeyMan may actually appear before you and either molest you or make you laugh.
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Cabin in the Woods, Five teenagers walk into a mysterious deconstruction.
+5% energy, -3 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Green Hornet, Why do they always dig up and destroy the classics?
+5% strength, +2% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Hangover 2, Shitty stats, how the eff do YOU feel after a night out on the town?
+8% hp, +5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Hunger Games, Would you be as bad-ass as these teens if it got you out of eating prison food?
+5% strength, +5% speed, +5% hp, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Karate Kid, WHAAAA-TAAAAAHHHHHH!
+5%strength, +5% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Lorax, In these concrete walls you probably miss seein' the tress, too. Gets you motivated but kinda melancholy.
+10% energy, -1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Losers, Double-crossing! Trickery! Revenge! Sounds like a date with KingTommy.
+5% defense, +5% speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Mechanic, Mechanics, they get in there and they fix shit. No pussy footing around, just straight fucking shit up.
+20% strength, -15% defense, +500 speed, -25% hp, +3 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Raven, So goth, it hurts.
+5% hp, +5% defense
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Rite, Exorcism is srs bizness.
+5 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

The Three Stooges, Learn to fight the stooge way: dirty. Extra defense against eye-gouges, extra power for those hits to the groin.
+3% strength, +3% defense, +3% hp
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Thor, Say what? Bitch I’m a GAWD!
+5000 strength, +5000 defense, +5000 speed
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Toilet, Hey, at least it's clean. Don't forget the TP.
-5% defense, +10 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

Toilet Paper, You never realize how important this shit is until you're wiping shit with your hands.
+2% defense, +5% speed, +2% energy, -10% nerve
You are allowed to have 6 of these in your cell
1X1

Tower Heist, Apparently, any large caper requires at least one funny black man.
+20 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Toy Story 3, This is a story, about some toys. No, hanako, not THOSE kind of toys.
+5 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Toy Story 3 IMAX 3D, This is a movie about toys. In such badass IMAX 3D that you'd think you could play with them. Though, you'd just be playing with yourself.
+20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Toy Train, The joy of seeing such a precious childhood relic re-energizes your soul.
+5 energy
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
1X1

Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Play it loud, neighboring cells will just think you and Bubba are at it again.
+25% strength, +25% defense, +35% hp, +25% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Trick or Treat Bag, Care to take a chance at the hopes of a treat?
• Buying this bag immediately opens it

Tron, You don’t get do-overs in real life… luckily, it’s just a game.
+500 hp, +1 nerve
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Turducken, A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey stuffed with stuffing. +2% defense, -10% speed, +50% hp, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
2X2

Turtle Plushie, Slow and steady... Perfect furry companion for criminal endeavors.
+4 nerve, +3 stamina
You are allowed to have 8 of these in your cell
1X1

Twilight: Eclipse, Since when did vampires become the sexual playthings of awkward ugly bitches? That was MY JOB DAMNIT!
-1000 hp, +10 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

TV on Crate, Entertainment at home.. well, sort of. At least you won't have to argue over the channel.
+1 energy, +1 nerve, -5% stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1

Two Dolla CD, I'm all about the dolla, what the fuck is 50 cent? Fourth meal bitch.
+10% defense, +100 hp
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

Vaulting Pole, Have you ever watched pole vaulters? Training with this will increase your dexterity beyond your wildest dreams.
+16% speed, +2 energy, +4% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Wii, Who snuck a gaming console into the prison? One thing's for sure, you won't find this on sale from the warden!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Wooden Chair, Damn thing's pretty hard, but better than sitting on the floor.
+1 stamina
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1

XBOX 360, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
+5% strength, +5% defense, +5% speed, +2 energy, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

XBOX 360 Elite, No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
+10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

XBOX 360 S, Slim, shiny and just waiting for you to play… No not a vietnamese hooker but just as fun.
+12% strength, +12% defense, +12% speed, +10 energy, +20 nerve, +20 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

X-Men: First Class, Life’s good when you take it back to the basics.
+3% strength, +3% speed, +5 nerve, +10 stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Yellow Candle , ONE! ONE Candle! HA! HA! HA!
+1 energy
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
1X1

Yoga Mat, You don't wanna be flexing them buns on the coldass floor do ya?
+2% defense, +2% speed, +5 energy
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
2X2

Yoga with Yogi, Might not want to be seen in tights stretching like a homo...
-5 defense, +1 energy
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
1X1

Yoga with Yogi HD, Bend and stretch in stunning HD!
-5% speed, +2 energy
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
1X1

Yogi Bear, This bear’s got a lot of nerve.
+5 nerve, +5% stamina
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

Zookeeper, So… Night at the Museum… in a zoo?
+10 energy
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
1X1

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